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OneToThirtySix

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  1. My GPS got delayed in downtown Portland, and kept showing me driving through buildings. Fuck you, Google Maps, I'm on the street!
  2. Tried Geogaddi with Fantastic Planet (the French animated one). Meh.
  3. My wife still hasn't bought her pumpkin for a jack-o-lantern, now we have to pay ten cents extra per pound to mutilate a pumpkin and let it rot on the porch.
  4. The seat warmers in my car are not as fast as I'd like on brisk mornings.
  5. Re-reading I Know This Much Is True by Wally Lamb. Got it for seventy-five cents, and not one character is less than unreasonably fucked-up.
  6. Why does the ring not effect Bilbo or Frodo the same as other people? Because individualism is relatable. Are elves like the master race? Not really, more like the Native Americans, to be wiped out and cheated by the dawning of the Age of Man. Why has man become so lowly? Because the Age of Man had only just begun to dawn. What was the deal with the white lady in the forest? It was not a deal, it was a transaction, and she was so satisfied, she gave them gifts instead of making them pay.
  7. isn't in right now, please leave a message after the beep.

  8. I had an RCA Opal with 8G for a year or two, it wasn't as impressive as the player in the OP, just an audiobook function, video screen, picture folder, and basic recording ability. It was the first mp3 player I ever had, and it got stepped on beyond repair eventually. Turns out plastic isn't indestructible.
  9. You forgot the smallpox-coated blankets and shiny beads for even more land.
  10. There's like three of those JEWS ones, with different pictures, like Hairy Potter. I think someone should do Harry Putter with the tagline, "He'll never get anything done," or make a golfing reference.
  11. Oooo, satire . . . sounds interesting.
  12. You know, a year ago, I would have thought that meant people having sex and potato paste.
  13. *stifles UK tourist boner* Wow, this sounds like way more fun than I thought it would be! I'm not even going to pack!
  14. Fuck man, how about DJ Lame? You're just whining because I thought of it first.
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