Guest Gary C Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Evidently we would all fuck Vorderman's replacement pictured above. It's all very shiny and new, but there's still the embarassingly clunky dialogue under there. It's still Countdown, but not as we know it and maybe that's bad, perhaps it should die? Rachel Riley looks ungainly and awkward, but I suppose she'll settle into the swagger of wordplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 countdown should have died with richard whitely. fuck new countdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 It's almost an hour long? Was it always? It's also blatantly obvious that Susie Dent should be dishing out the letters. Ah well, I have a feeling Countdown is about to die... a fancy new pacemaker can't save it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 how can it die with that format it's not just entertainment although i haven't seen it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 fuck that new bitch, i want to wrap vordermans labia around my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Perfect for another Kunt and the Gang link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Perfect for another Kunt and the Gang link lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 i'd fuck that new bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Perfect for another Kunt and the Gang link Nice (and disturbing) to see another fan, I've actually seen this tit live and bought a t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 if jeff stelling is anything like on soccer saturday then im well looking forward to seeing it sometime, jeff stelling is a badass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 If you're not very good with words, you can play "cuntdown", which is where you try to make an all-new word, and a definition for it, within the 30 seconds. Also, the new girl has a nice bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 WOULD EATSZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 in a reasonably recent episode, susie....denizen of dictionaries, and lexicographer for the oxford english.. was discussing the origin of words... she claimed that an 'expresso' (sic) coffee was so called because it was a quick, short coffee. anyone knows it's 'espresso', and that it is so called because it is made under steam pressure. i was shaken... i will never believe another word that comes out of her filthy lying mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 whoa wtf whoa wtf the wiki for espresso is weird: The origin of the term "espresso" is the subject of considerable debate. Although some Anglo-American dictionaries simply refer to "pressed-out" (rooted in the Latin origin of the word), "espresso,†much like the English word "express," conveys the sense of "just for you" and "quickly," both of which can be related to the method of espresso preparation.[3][quotation needed] In Portugal espresso is called "bica" (in Lisbon) or "cimbalino" (in Porto), or just simply "café" (in full café expresso, Portuguese meaning coffee, which invariably means an espresso in all of Portugal, unless otherwise specifically stated). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 damn this thread is boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 although that last post did immediately turn into a complete and utterly gripping lolfest.... stfu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 countdown should have died with richard whitely. fuck new countdown. Not seen the redux mind, although the new bird seems veritably doable. Carol's had her day. Come on LUDD, you know what this thread needs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeatJunky Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Should have Jeff Stelling and Chris Kamara doing the letters. Sky Sports Soccer Satarday is TV gold when Kamara is on it - always totally lost no matter what game he's watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chunky Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 vorderman pushed too far thinking shes entitled to all that cash just cos she worked there a long time 100 grand is loads of money, she dont need loads more than that greedy celebrities. im sick of that shit this new girl is gorgeous, young, has a brain, and is on a fair wage for a telly presenter she can visit the chunky zone any time she likes hehe :angry: whitley died sadly but life goes on it's a decent telly program format for decent people wish there was more sensible stuff on telly like this thousand times better for british education than learn direct or any quango rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tec Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 My mate lived down the same road as Vorderman last year and she had someone's car towed when they parked it on a double yellow when they stayed the night. And she turns up on all those loan adverts despite them fucking over anyone stupid enough to get one. Bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Well, the new girl Rachel has certainly grown on me since she started. Countdown is currently at its best post-Whitely level. Rachel Riley looks immensely fuckable every day and often sets off a mid-afternoon wank fancy. I'm not sure why I'm bumping this thread except that I'm watching Countdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 Rachel Riley just mentioned Peterborough United fans... "There's not many of them" apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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