lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 lol, those are good. I've had my share of bad experiences. But if you have the right attitude you just end up laughing at it. Back in the early days when i first started fooling around, I took notes after every encounter. Not as well-written as those guys, but fun to read over a few years later. Here's one night: #36: ?. Tues, July 18 Couldn’t seem to get the right girl this time. The young guy showed me to my room. I had decided I might go for a twosome, or a double-session, and I wanted to know what the price would be for this. I motioned for a pen and paper, but he wouldn’t bring me any. He did bring me a pen, but then motioned for me to write on his hand! I wrote all over his palm; as I was doing this I noticed his pinky and ring fingernails were extremely long. A gangster thing I guess. But he didn’t answer my question before he brought in my girl. He had brought by a couple of girls, but they weren’t to my taste. He was bringing them by one by one, so when the third one came along, I just said yes, since she looked OK – thin, “Japanese” face, with a large nose, pretty, just not quite my type. But she turned out to be a horrible mistake. She was, bar none, the worst lover I could possibly imagine. When she was on top, she literally slammed her body into mine with zero grace, until my nuts felt like they would be pulverized. She periodically wanted to switch condoms, and then got annoyed at me for forcing her to use up so many condoms! It was unreal. At some point I thought she might be better at giving blow jobs. That was a mistake too – she gnawed on my knob as painfully and gracelessly as she had done everything else. Somehow I managed to get off anyway…And wandered out the landing, extremely dissatisfied. #21 Kiku (?), same night. After the complete disappointment of #36, I debated whether or not to go home unfulfilled. I stood nursing my coke by the window at the top of the stairs, across from where the pimps chill in their room. When I had come out the young guy showed me the answer to the question I had written on his hand: “1 girl, 45 min = 380 RMB. 1 girl, 1.5 hr = 760 RMB.” No kidding, hooray for addition. I guess there was no discount for staying longer. The young guy set out a seat and kept asking me to sit down. I motioned like I wanted to go back to a room, but he thought I meant to have another go round for free. “No,” he said firmly, and it was the first time I saw his nice face drop for a second. Who knows how tough these guys can actually be, when they drop the “nice guy” façade. I explained that, no you idiot, I understand and am willing to pay for another go round. Once he got it, he led me to a different room. I didn’t know if I’d have enough energy for a second time, but the girl they brought in put my doubts to rest. She was very shapely, and thick, with even a little bit of cottage cheese ripple on the inside of her thighs. A nice change, and more to my taste than the skinny smokers. The first thing I noticed about her, apart from the quick assessment of her figure, was her positive attitude. Lots of eye contact, nice wide smile, she definitely was going to be into it. She was enthusiastic, but definitely wanted me to please her. She wasn’t aggressively sexual, but more the sex-kitten type. She liked me on top, and since I had already gotten off once I probably had a bit more stamina. I was able to muster the energy to keep at it, and gave it my all. She had a surprisingly roomy pussy, and a fairly large clit for an Asian. We were totally “in synch” while doing it, which was a lot of fun. One of the more memorable things was when I was on top, looking down at her mouth open in pleasure – she has the most perfectly shaped Asian nose and “cat like” mouth, just gorgeous, especially with her two front teeth showing. Afterwards I complemented her on her hourglass figure, and she swiveled her hips in a cute little move. Would definitely like to be with her again if possible. On the way out I said “tsa wei” – the Shanghainese form of goodbye I had just learned – to the young pimp as a nice gesture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Aren't you in the Philadelphia region? I will do lots of things for the right amount of money. how about gay yiffy fox that likes muzzle in butt For that...$30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 damn, $55 for a chinese prozzy? i figured they'd be cheaper than that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 damn, $55 for a chinese prozzy? i figured they'd be cheaper than that... that was back in the good old days. The average now is probably 600 rmb. $88. That's for higher quality, not your red light street girl. Of course the countryside is much, much cheaper. This is Shanghai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest epsy Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 That's always interested me when you get some guy who is like the perfect storm to not get laid (introverted, creepy looking, into comics) and at some point they just stop trying. Maybe they know something we don't. I know too many people who wished they had taken that path when the child support payment is due Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 it seems a lot of people assume Johns are bad looking. In Chinese brothels the showers are often public, so you're showering and mingling with dozens of other patrons, and it turns out most of them are handsome, young professionals, or handsome young gangsters. Very few overweight, old, or ugly guys. I myself am a reasonably handsome devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 lumpenprol, how much can I buy you for? You sound perfect for me, gender isn't an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 i have a friend who i cant name now because he's married but he spent quite a lot of time on a very popular widely used 'whore mongering' forum. for those not in the know 'mongering' is the term used for men who's main life hobby is fucking prostitutes. he took a trip to Costa Rica exclusively to have a threesome with whores and to fuck a whore everyday for like $15 a pop. There is a bar there that has a live webcam where all of the female patrons are working prostitutes. kind of like a strip club various women will approach you trying to pitch themselves sexually. He had a threesome with two twin sisters, not identical twins ;-) but in an of itself thats still alittle weird . he said they wouldn't go down on eachother, i guess that should be obvious i wish i could post the pictures of him having sex with the whores now but id get in serious trouble! I myself am a reasonably handsome devil. true :embrassed: lump definitely ranks top 5 good looking watmmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 lumpenprol, how much can I buy you for? You sound perfect for me, gender isn't an issue. You want to hear something weird? Gigolos get paid much more than hookers in China. 3000 rmb a pop, typically ($440 USD). I still don't quite understand why this is the case. They are used as much for escorts as they are for sex. For example, a bunch of female co-workers will rent one of these guys to go out karaoke-ing with, and then afterwards two of the girls will take him to a hotel and fuck him. True story. I've asked the madams I know if it'd be possible to get this gig, but apparently there's not really a demand for foreign gigolos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Wow I don't think I could have sex in the same room as my sister with the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 lumpenprol, how much can I buy you for? You sound perfect for me, gender isn't an issue. You want to hear something weird? Gigolos get paid much more than hookers in China. 3000 rmb a pop, typically ($440 USD). I still don't quite understand why this is the case. They are used as much for escorts as they are for sex. For example, a bunch of female co-workers will rent one of these guys to go out karaoke-ing with, and then afterwards two of the girls will take him to a hotel and fuck him. True story. I've asked the madams I know if it'd be possible to get this gig, but apparently there's not really a demand for foreign gigolos. I've heard that many Asians don't like foreigners due to typically being "larger" than the male natives, and thus being a more painful lay. Ever run into that, Lumpy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I myself am a reasonably handsome devil. true :embrassed: lump definitely ranks top 5 good looking watmmers if that's true you are one of the remaining four. We are so getting it on next time we meet. I'm burnt out on girls, it's time to switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've heard that many Asians don't like foreigners due to typically being "larger" than the male natives, and thus being a more painful lay. Ever run into that, Lumpy? Yeah it's true but I tend to be just the right size for Asians - bigger than they're used to but not so big it's uncomfortable/scary - so it allows me to play-act being a porn star/Essines. All the girls have stories about big foreign guys that freaked them out. They have strategies for dealing with big guys - if it's in a brothel setting they will pressure him to have a threesome or foursome so each girl gets a much shorter amount of "dick time." If he's really huge they'll just refuse altogether and beat/suck him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Wow Chinese girls are tight huh, or just stupid young? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 i have a friend who i cant name now because he's married but he spent quite a lot of time on a very popular widely used 'whore mongering' forum. for those not in the know 'mongering' is the term used for men who's main life hobby is fucking prostitutes. he took a trip to Costa Rica exclusively to have a threesome with whores and to fuck a whore everyday for like $15 a pop. There is a bar there that has a live webcam where all of the female patrons are working prostitutes. kind of like a strip club various women will approach you trying to pitch themselves sexually. He had a threesome with two twin sisters, not identical twins ;-) but in an of itself thats still alittle weird . he said they wouldn't go down on eachother, i guess that should be obvious i wish i could post the pictures of him having sex with the whores now but id get in serious trouble! I myself am a reasonably handsome devil. true :embrassed: lump definitely ranks top 5 good looking watmmers sounds like a show i saw. a doc about prostitution and eveything about it from hookers to internet shit. they went to italy and supposedly it's pretty out of control there, i think they were trying to bust people i dunno. italy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Anchovie stuffed Olives, maybe with some sundried tomato thrown in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Wow Chinese girls are tight huh, or just stupid young? I guess both. I have to say it ain't bad to screw a professional sex worker and be reminded of the the teenage girl whose cherry you popped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 thats disgusting, lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir lol, pic 156, page 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir lol, pic 156, page 12. that is one of the greatest sites i've discovered on the net, completely random hot chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've heard that many Asians don't like foreigners due to typically being "larger" than the male natives, and thus being a more painful lay. Ever run into that, Lumpy? Yeah it's true but I tend to be just the right size for Asians - bigger than they're used to but not so big it's uncomfortable/scary - so it allows me to play-act being a porn star/Essines. All the girls have stories about big foreign guys that freaked them out. one of the more disturbing things i saw whilst living in amsterdam was about 5 big rugby-player type english dudes negotiating a group rate with a tiny thai girl. i would imagine she didn't cycle home that night. also that punternet site is car-crash fascinating. ps. metal with a slight chowder tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 lumpenprol, how much can I buy you for? You sound perfect for me, gender isn't an issue. You want to hear something weird? Gigolos get paid much more than hookers in China. 3000 rmb a pop, typically ($440 USD). I still don't quite understand why this is the case. They are used as much for escorts as they are for sex. For example, a bunch of female co-workers will rent one of these guys to go out karaoke-ing with, and then afterwards two of the girls will take him to a hotel and fuck him. True story. I've asked the madams I know if it'd be possible to get this gig, but apparently there's not really a demand for foreign gigolos. Have you seen The Great Happiness Space? It's a pretty interesting documentary about the Japanese escort type boys working at host bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 not as disgusting as all the cock shots and fake tits in your boob upload. Quality, not quantity sir no, comparing the whores you buy to teenagers you deflower is significantly more disgusting than a gallery of pictures (of any kind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 no, i'd be interested to see it though. Do you have a link/torrent? edit: in re: yegg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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