Alzado Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 let's all make a pact. we'll pick a date. Let's say, next Thursday, March 19. Starting at 9:00 a.m. and continuing through 9:00 a.m. on Friday, March 20, we will count how many boners we get during that period and then report back in the the Count Your Boners thread. It's time we contribute to science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I've actually done this everyday for some time, today so far I have had only 3, but I've been really busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Does per hour count as more than one? I'll grab a big glass of water and a bottle of Vy-agg-ruh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 what if you have a lingering boner all day that rages every once in a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 dont count your boners before theyre fapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 goffer-That counts as a one night stand or a 24 hour fling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 :omg: edit >> wait does that mean i can't play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 You'll have to ask Alzado, his game man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 this would be better in the summer SAD but that appears to be no problem for abusivegeorge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 lol, are you taking the piss? I don't think being able to count your boners on a daily basis is affected by the seasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 what if it''s like one never ending boner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Then I guess you win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest glasse Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 if you experience an erection lasting more than 8 hours, please contact a dr. or physician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 i had a massive stonker yesterday watching surveillance in the cinema, it was the bit where julia ormond gets all kinky-les near the end. it was awful because shes like, killing someone while she lezes with 'em. it was pressing at a really painful angle but i couldnt move/readjust for fear that my friend would catch on that i had got a boner off the julia-ormond-necro-lez-off, which i had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 dont laugh it was horrible the scene was hot though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 i had a massive stonker yesterday watching surveillance in the cinema, it was the bit where julia ormond gets all kinky-les near the end. it was awful because shes like, killing someone while she lezes with 'em. it was pressing at a really painful angle but i couldnt move/readjust for fear that my friend would catch on that i had got a boner off the julia-ormond-necro-lez-off, which i had. I would just lean over and say "I am rock-hard right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 he probably was too. we could have sucked eachother off :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 he probably was too. we could have sucked eachother off :( I suppose it's funnier if you say it after a non-sexy trailer, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 12, 2009 Author Share Posted March 12, 2009 I am rock-hard right now. it's pretty creepy when you imagine the guy in your av saying that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 I am rock-hard right now. it's pretty creepy when you imagine the guy in your av saying that Especially thinking about him watching a heretic getting lashed to pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 this should be measured in inches per minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 i've got a 14-inch sweatpants boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 and a cranberry juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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