Guest weed Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 uh? *smacks hand to forehead* okay, don't play along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 it's 10.44am and i've had 13 boners so far... and it's friday the 13th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i'm obviously lying... i haven't had a real boner since 2006 unless saying *boner* counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i've had 420 each day this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 the bus destination boners used to cause some real gip back in the day, it seems to have ceased when i was around 16/17. but seriously, from since i was about 12, every bus trip, every time it ended, boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 enjoy each boner like it's your last kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 the bus destination boners used to cause some real gip back in the day, it seems to have ceased when i was around 16/17. but seriously, from since i was about 12, every bus trip, every time it ended, boner. That used to happen to me all the time in school. Then, right before we arrived at the school, I'd run through some mental imagery very akin to the kind of stuff Yegg posts here to make it go back down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 shit come to think of it, that used to happen to me too what the fuck is that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Teenage libido + excess of road vibrations + teenage girls all dress like prostitutes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i get excited when my favorite team scores a touchdown yet i dont get a boner then, wtf is that about omg exactly the same thing happens to me! its well fucking weird, I think it must be because I associate the bus with school girls thats all I can think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted March 13, 2009 Author Share Posted March 13, 2009 just thinking about riding the bus gives me a raging boner. whoops! thar she blows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 for me it's all about the moist aromatic genetalia of old age pensioners who've sat in the bus seat before me and the musk and urine drenched man-made fibres of the upholestry. the mobile viscous atmosphere of the school trip pick'n'mix binge vomit or the caught short diarrhea. i've got a rager just thinking about it. anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i got a stonker from the luscious vocabulary you employed to illustrate the thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 i got a stonker from the luscious vocabulary you employed to illustrate the thought. This^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 Just the one for today, but it's the weekend, so there might be another one down the pike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Another day, another sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 over 9000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 27 today so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 i was walking around and then suddenly i came for absolutely no reason and it was really intense..., no uh, physical manifestations of it either - i was completely de-boned at the time. just some sort of spontaneous braingasm. Fucking lol, war of the penis cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 extinguishing boners is more fun than having them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 How to stop a boner guide, part 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 , yegg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 extinguishing boners is more fun than having them Especially with a few razor blades and some lemon juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 extinguishing boners is more fun than having them Especially with a few razor blades and some lemon juice. whoa, you are more of a man than me. I was thinking more of TingTing aka "Xiao La Jao"'s hot pocket, but suit yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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