Guest weed Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 think about it...how much weed (based on an average) have you consumed in your entire life? lately i've been going through an 8th a day - (not on my own thankfully) but on my own it usually takes me a week to get through around 5 grams (almost constant smoking) in my entire life i believe i have smoked over 4 pounds of weed to my "dome" hahah so the fun part : your turn how much weed do you think you have consumed over the years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I am from Poland and have been to work here for almost 1 year and I ride the train to my work, and always the black people talk very loud and throw garbage on the train and they are very very rude. I never before said anythings to the black people becaus my boss warns me that they are very strong and they get mad like the great monkey at the zoo and they will beat people when they tell the black people to not talk and scream loud and throw garbage. My boss told me that presidint Clinton gave the black people repairations and now the black people can do almost anything and nobody can make them behave or you can get beaten by the black people and the police can arrest you for saying racist. My boss tells me that racist is when you tell the black people to behave and act like normal people and don't yell and throw garbage keep your black children behaving too. Today this morning on the train i was very tired and did not sleep at night and I told some black people "I am very tired and it is early please stop yelling and laughing so loud, why are you black people always loud and throw garbage on the train?" and the black people got very mad and yelled things at me i couldnt understand because i do not know how the black people talk but 2 of them were going to beat me and I had to run away when the train stopped. I am afraid to ride the train now because the black people will beat me. I am not big, I am small, and I cannot fight the black people. My boss told me to carry a water squrting gun and squrt the black poeple and they will run away becuz they do not like to be wet, they are like cats. I was on the blue line train but I could take the brown line train instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Thanks for your much interest in my Apartment and the quick respond to my mails , i hope we would eventually becomes my tenant, i will be glad to have a perfect person like you as my next tenant ,for you sound nice and interesting to have as tenant .Am an Architect(A Building Contractor) so they transfer me to United Kingdom,i will be there for about 3 or 4Years .i just need someone with an open heart,love and clean to occupy the apartment and put all my worries off concerning the maintenance of the apartment for, since i am not residing there for now.I left behind some Facilities and electronics which you have to pay for the subscription, and a DVD player, air conditioning, alarm system. The kitchen is fully equipped with all necessary cooking utensils, a refrigerator-freezer, four-hob and oven microwave,dishwasher and washing machine, My Computer Connected with Internet Access Also the keys to the condo are right here with me, and the lease document. Which i can send to you after all necessary agreement has be accepted. Also i will like you to know that the rent charges is not really the issue , but your absolute maintenance of my apartment.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Despite stringent quality control we have become aware of a defect with 'Milly', the pink and white soft toy cat. (Price £6.00). It has a small label marked P01Ø33. Stitching on the cat becomes insecure, allowing stuffing to escape. This defect presents a potential choking hazard, particularly to small children. This was sold from our Funtastic! shop between 7 January 2009 and 29 March 2009 and our records indicate that you booked a holiday during this period whilst the toy was on sale. If anyone in your party has purchased a toy cat, please visit http://emailalerts.centerparcs.co.uk/re?l=ew0m1tI45wcm8gI0 for further information on how to return this item to Center Parcs. Please accept our sincere apologies for any concern or inconvenience this may have caused you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Adjective Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 my room is clean and i'm knitting. feeling so inspired the girl loves chocolate milk. we gave the universe one out- if grant found a job he loved before springtime, we'd stay put. even though we wanted to go to cali really bad, and even though grant had been looking for a different job for a long time. if you eat like this, people will give you crap because it's so not trendy anymore. but if it will help a woman who would do anything to ovulate and conceive do that (and i know personally quite a few that this was the key for), then who cares what anyone says. and jennifer aniston doesn't eat carbs. so there. guess what i finally put in the shop? from toast when cate is too scared to go downstairs, penny will go with her and everything is all right. she lets cate dress her up for weddings or try to ride her or pull her by the tail almost daily. and even knowing the torture she will soon endure, she gets so excited when cate gets home from school. kat all kits are shipped. phew. i was born in orange county, where my parents had lived in the same house for like 20 years. they had both lived in so cal all their lives. 1. make stuff :: knit, 2. april, 3. fond of, 4. Crochet Stack, 5. noon :: 8, 6. layering, 7. 7mos, 8. afternoon, 9. sleepy mama, 10. waiting for me, 11. There's only one captain on this boat!, 12. Very Special Scarves, 13. Michelle Williams ♥, 14. new drawing corner, 15. the other side, 16. Untitled, 17. pride and joy, 18. steven alan imitation, 19. atthestove, 20. Untitled, 21. film.207, 22. hi, 23. Working, 24. Lashes, 25. s t i l l : morning quiet time, 26. anthem for a 17 year-old girl, 27. Untitled, 28. reasons for staying, 29. Untitled, 30. book girl, 31. Untitled, 32. ships ahoy!, 33. juk box, 34. ..., 35. grapefruit & new curtains, 36. gams but let me tell you, that's not how it will really go. i imagine most kids will want to stay home and play computer games, but their moms will make them come and so they'll grudgingly put on a some church pants and skirts. so i was wondering if you could help me know how to bring the romance back into our modern life? it's not really that important, no matter the dress or the menu, we just want the kids to come to feel the spirit of the temple. but it's like you said, anne, when you don't use your imagination to make life beautiful, "how much you miss." remember how i was so proud that my room was clean and i was knitting? well, i still am. cate: (incredulously) what? were you a child of adam and eve? i spent a few hours organizing my yarn and needles into that armoire. one of my resolutions for 2009 was to stop ignoring the etsy shop and to not spin my wheels all day. (these two problems are very related). i am the queen of walking in circles around the house and not really getting anything accomplished. i wouldn't care except for that it drives me nuts! part of the problem is my insomniatic nights which leave me only half there during the day times ( which then leads to high caffeine consumption). so i decided step one is to get good nights' sleeps. i am trying to change my night time routine to a peaceful, herbal tea, quiet inspiration seeking few hours. it helps if i keep our room clean and the sheets freshly washed and calming. reading more- tv less- at night is a goal. then hopefully my days will be a little more with it. because i hate wasting time! all the sudden i'm 30. i thought i'd be driving a mini van full of kids and happily decorating my own home. but life has shown me again that i am not in control. and as i wait for more children and a sense of being settled, i love all the sweet, artistically talented bloggers that offer free downloads around holidays for us readers. and that made me think of all the insomniatic nights that she stayed up with me and mirrored my every move and snuggled me right out of my anxiety into dreamland, long after grant and cate had drifted off. i know some people don't love the whole valentine's thing. but it is so fun to me! i don't care if the greeting card company made it up- any day where i get to be pretty, treated with sweetness, have a declicious dinner and some romance is right on in my book. did anyone else sustain life with saltines from the ages of 13-17? well, as it turns out, it was me who needed her the most. i think if the test of the greatest among us is the one who will be the servant, than penny wins in this house...ok, animal people...i get it. i really really get it. you love him too, right? this week i am getting all my ducks in a row so that this weekend i can hole up and sew myself some desperately needed skirts for church and summer. how have you been surprised? what can i say? 1. luce, 2. Untitled, 3. Working, 4. Stove Top with that, here's the stuff i eat: salad with chicken, a different salad with chicken, repeat, repeat. this is the hard thing about it. not a ton of delicious options. i'm kind of kidding, i've found a few other yummy things, too: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I must have a smoked at least 90 thousand joint in the past 11 years. This was my routine during the holidays: Get up, have at least 40 tightly rolled joints of extremely poor resin and then do my chores until my 11am bong of fire 11am - Bong of fire consisting of the finest premium eastern handbaked soggy-bud (50g) 11:30 - heavy petting 1pm i would throw the remaining unused bits (the embers, if you will) from my bong of fire onto the living room furnace, using my weed trowel and get my nan off her tits 3pm vomiting 3:05 - 5 medium strength resin joints to smoke on the walk upstairs to the den. 3:06 - upstairs now, feeling really stoned and spacey. Really sexy as well. 4:00 - squats 4:30 - i would usually get the boyz around at this point and really toke some j's, you know? The conversation would be minimal and the vibes would be fuckin' wet. I never knew what big Jeff meant by that but it rings true in hindsight. 6pm - WWE with ludicrous amounts of pot-based snacks. I'd go through half a pound of that shit, no bother. 8pm until midnight - study and prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 probably about 9 spliffs worth i rolled 5 of those and barely put any weed in them so not even 9 spliffs worth really more like 5 edit: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 loads, me and a couple of mates generally get through 2.5 oz a week, more when others are with us. constant constant smokery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 lots. 20 pounds or something. im done with weed now tho. just dont get anything out of it anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 ONE MILLION TONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 amazon cocaine growers life wages 5 most of that was free and not a lot either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Weed is whack, holla! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 i can't remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 ~42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 gf and i smoke an eighth every three or so days, so let's say an eighth a week for the past three years at least. almost a pound overall? but more than a pound in my life, it seems. a little pathetic, maybe i can't remember lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 i don't go through weed... weed goes through me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Better to think about how many brain cells you've smoked away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 you know that's not true, right? but c'mon guys, an eighth a day? get a life.... :omg: goddammit i just noticed this is a weed thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 you know that's not true, right? but c'mon guys, an eighth a day? get a life.... :omg: goddammit i just noticed this is a weed thread I know more than my fair share of 50+ years old baked out potheads that YES, are lacking more than a few brain cells as exhibited by their mannerisms and behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 you know that's not true, right? but c'mon guys, an eighth a day? get a life.... :omg: goddammit i just noticed this is a weed thread I know more than my fair share of 50+ years old baked out potheads that YES, are lacking more than a few brain cells as exhibited by their mannerisms and behaviour. well, yes, there's correlation, but you're presuming the cause is direct. weed doesn't KILL BRAIN CELLS ("grr, shred, rip them open with my little thc teeth!!") so much as cause them to chill the fuck out. if this happens daily, over years, i suppose shit can atrophy. that doesn't mean it has to, even if you smoke a lot of weed -- you just have to remain mentally engaged/challenged. too much weed can result in weed threads. now, cats: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 ffs, what a complete waste of my time!!! FUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Better to think about how many brain cells you've smoked away! way harder to calculate than ounces of weed, and potheads HATE math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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