lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Despite books like "listening to Prozac", I never bought into the antidipressant hype as I was on them and could see all the drawbacks and side-effects....but these new boner meds are about as close to perfect medications as I can imagine. I tried viagra a while ago and it worked as advertised, but it also made my face flushed, raised my heartbeat, and gave me a bit of a dry mouth. Cialis, however - I just tried some last night, I took less than a quarter of a pill and it was amazing. Zero side effects, just a boner that could bust through drywall for as long as you want it. It's the 36 hour version of the pill too, which is pretty unreal. I have this fear that I'll somehow mess up my ability to get normal boners if I abuse the stuff...there's also the unease that comes from cheating; if you drive the girl nuts then you feel it was the pill, not you. So...artificially-induced boner stories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 all real bonors here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 Does this pill keep you bonered after the ejaculation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 i'd like to see something in a computerized bonor that you could program to flaccify when appropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 You should purchase better looking hookers instead of spending money on pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 pennies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 if you drive the girl nuts then you feel it was the pill, not you. i thought you were quite into hookers. So why bother ? edit : bonor beats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 hm, i don't think sex is good sex if it's one-sided...only reason i like hookers is the convenience, not so i can indulge in "please me, bitch" fantasies really, none of you have tried the stuff? Does this pill keep you bonered after the ejaculation ? it can I think, if you take the full dose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 i say yay yay for boner inducers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 what I'm trying to say is, think of them as a recreational drug, not something for old farts who can't get it up. I think this social shift is already underway, given the number of spam emails i get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 SO you ordered viagra/cialis because of a spam ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I think Viagra is proven to have little to no effects on healthy individuals. It is designed to fix a problem, not just improve on something. Does aspirin make your head orgasm if you don't have a headache? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 no i got the cialis for free from my heart doctor, lol. Only 6 pills however. There is a HUGE trade in viagra/cialis/etc around the Thai border. As in shops with bottle upon bottle of the stuff, basically for foreigners. My friend bought the viagra there and brought some back for me. watmm is full of drug abusers, more of you should try raging-boner-inducing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I think Viagra is proven to have little to no effects on healthy individuals. It is designed to fix a problem, not just improve on something. Does aspirin make your head orgasm if you don't have a headache? yup yup yup. Viagra doesn't induce boners, but keep them up. that's a hormonal/molecular stuff. But i've read scientists discovered that the poison of some brazilian spider can induce boners. watmm is full of drug abusers, more of you should try raging-boner-inducing true but i'm a little bit too young (and too virgin) to try that kind of thing... *pictures a day of non stop self-abuse* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 I think Viagra is proven to have little to no effects on healthy individuals. It is designed to fix a problem, not just improve on something. Does aspirin make your head orgasm if you don't have a headache? yup yup yup. Viagra doesn't induce boners, but keep them up. that's a hormonal/molecular stuff. But i've read scientists discovered that the poison of some brazilian spider can induce boners. watmm is full of drug abusers, more of you should try raging-boner-inducing this is sort of bullshit. If you take viagra, even the friction of your pants against your cock will give you a boner. It's like being 15 again, except even at 15 i wouldn't pop a woody that easily... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottobahn Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 i market viagra and a few other drugs for a living. rarely a dull moment. and no, i'm not responsible for your influx of boner pill spam. that's these guys: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I think Viagra is proven to have little to no effects on healthy individuals. It is designed to fix a problem, not just improve on something. Does aspirin make your head orgasm if you don't have a headache? yup yup yup. Viagra doesn't induce boners, but keep them up. that's a hormonal/molecular stuff. But i've read scientists discovered that the poison of some brazilian spider can induce boners. watmm is full of drug abusers, more of you should try raging-boner-inducing this is sort of bullshit. If you take viagra, even the friction of your pants against your cock will give you a boner. It's like being 15 again, except even at 15 i wouldn't pop a woody that easily... http://www.livescience.com/health/070501_spider_venom.html But erections don't last forever. The erectile party crasher, a substance called PDE-5 breaks down the cGMP and in turn transforms the erect penis into its normal limp state. The most popular erectile-dysfunction drugs—Viagra, Cialis and Levtra—work by blocking this party crasher. The spider chemical works in a different manner, affecting an earlier step in the erection process. Somehow, the toxin ups the amount of nitric oxide, which sort of sets into motion an erection. The scientists suggest that a combination of a synthetic version of the spider venom with a drug like Viagra would result in a magnified effect. erections don't last forever Despite weakened sex drives and flagging erections, men in their 50s enjoy sex almost as much as those in their 20s. The 30s seem to be a time of disappointment. you're in you thirties lumpenprol right ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 all real bonors here i say yek yek for boner inducers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 erections don't last forever Despite weakened sex drives and flagging erections, men in their 50s enjoy sex almost as much as those in their 20s. The 30s seem to be a time of disappointment. you're in you thirties lumpenprol right ? lol lol, indeed. The interesting thing about these meds is some girls seem to like raging boners and some don't. I took viagra with this one girl and she said it was too hard, so it hurt. But the girl I was with last night on the cialis was like "omg, it's so hard tonight, yay!" Basically, some girls are big cockwhores and others aren't, lol. if my 35 yr old boners are any indication, the way they seem different is they are just more responsive to set and setting - if the girl is hot and the passion is there, it is just like when i was young, but if there's any weirdness at all they can wilt. I don't usually mind it (unless I'm paying!), as it feels like my dick is an extension of my mind and desires, rather than a being unto itself. On viagra/cialis, however, it definitely feels like my dick is a foreign, raging object, which is more how I remember it being as a teenager. I'm telling you though, whatever the science says about viagra and cialis, it's bullshit if it says it doesn't induce erections. It sensitizes your meat and makes it easier for blood to rush there, so of course it induces erections. Just try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 viagra made me hallucinate bright violet/blue shit all over the place and i felt like my whole body was a boner, and not in a good way like all the blood was rushing to the surface of my skin at once totally flushed feeling. cialis sounds interesting i want to try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 viagra made me hallucinate bright violet/blue shit all over the place and i felt like my whole body was a boner, and not in a good way like all the blood was rushing to the surface of my skin at once totally flushed feeling. cialis sounds interesting i want to try it right, exactly! Cialis didn't give me any of that - but then I only had a quarter of a pill. That was more than enough though. I think the secret with these meds is just take a fraction; after all they are designed for old guys with genuine ED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 never had, but am curious, especially cialis. All reports I've heard have been very positive about that particular drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 i'm a virign edit: nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 i will say though that now i have a new variant on performance anxiety - will my future performance match up to my performance on drugs? I bet this is how BoC feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 i´m in my mid 30ies and i tried cialis. i stopped using it after 6 pills because i was afraid my pen0r couldn´t do his job without the pill. the doctor told me that cialis will help me getting a solid rock boner when i´m sexually aroused - for 36 hours. so if you take it in a non sexual situation nothing will happen. it worked without any side effects. visited a friend of mine who lives in another city and we were going out, drinking, paying for prostitutes and that little pill helped. too bad i ran out of money that weekend lol. i want to share something with you guys. a great hooker website. if you have something like that for your city post the link here. have fun browsing. and post your favourites NSFW http://www.modelle-hamburg.de Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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