Guest my usernames always really suck Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Proficient in C, C++, C#, Java, Common LISP. Experienced writing programs in Windows and Linux environments. Comfortable with architecting highly-threaded software. Graphics API experience with both OpenGL and DirectX. College educated. Come on, hire me, I'm your guy. It'll be the best decision you made in your entire life. Willing to relocate, too. Anywhere in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 You're lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 monster.com subforum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 unemployment rate for programmers in the u.s. was about 1.4% a couple of months ago...AND YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORK ON WATMM?? come on man! get out there and get yoself a job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 indeed.com subforum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 you can come pack tofu with me on weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 you can come pack tofu with me on weekends. lol, if only they knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 rentacoder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 tofu = man ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 tofu looks like "stfu", so I always get prepared to defend myself when I see tofu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 you can come pack tofu with me on weekends. lol, if only they knew. :wink2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 No more phone interviews for you, M.U.A.R.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 Have a look at programming jobs in the SF Bay Area. Plentiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 i have a friend who writes code. he happens to be so ocd that it takes him 3 x more time to get shit done . he's really smart though with this stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 20, 2009 Share Posted June 20, 2009 I really hope you've found a job by now, M.U.A.R.S., I only kid because posting your resume here seems to yield little discussion and minimal job offers. Any progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 I wasn't expecting job offers from posting on WATMM. I don't think anyone on WATMM is in any position to hire anybody in any field, lol. I am getting frustrated with the vast majority of job listings on monster, dice, careerbuilder, hotjobs, etc which emphasize a desite for "x" years of experience and "have been involved in y number of shipped products" rather than a candidate's innate talent or abilities. Not having actual experience doesn't mean you can't do the work, but they tell you to fuck off before you even get the chance to prove yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 that's the catch 22 of most jobs though. you're supposed to get an unpaid internship in college or something and then network and eventually find a job. it's bullshit but that's how it seems to work. this is why a decent amount of friends of mine have degrees and are sitting on their asses doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 programming is the last place Id think experience is needed. Since its pretty easy to display your work. It either works or it doesn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 everyone i know that works in IT in the dc/virginia area needed two to three years of experience to land a decent job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted June 21, 2009 Share Posted June 21, 2009 Find a job listing that requires like 5 years of experience in a language that's only been around for 2. Tell them you have 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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