Guest Adjective Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Peeing directly in the water instead of letting the stream bounce off of the ceramic makes me feel like an asshole. i'm very conscious of this as well there's a scrap metal company called C&D Scrap Metal and they are mildly famous around here for "paying you in two dollar bills." anyway they just had a commercial for a Congo charity thing and Dikembe Mutombo did a cameo holding a bunch of money and said "are these all two dollars bill?" i laughed at his phrasing and felt like an asshole i love you dikembe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 You should have more respect for your parents, young man. At least whilst you're living at home. Sure, can't argue with that - but where is the respect for my privacy? She wouldn't have been dissapointed or yelled at if she had come back in 3 or 5 minutes. Goddamn, I could have been whacking it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 She could smell your disgusting drugs (I presume that's what you were doing) and probably wanted to confirm it. Are you allowed to smoke in the house? Go outside man. You sound like my little brother before he moved out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 She could smell your disgusting drugs (I presume that's what you were doing) and probably wanted to confirm it. Are you allowed to smoke in the house? Go outside man. You sound like my little brother before he moved out. No goddamn it. I wasn't smoking or doing them, I was getting some shit together and its potent ass weed. She wasn't coming in to complain though she was coming in to remind me for the third time to call my Aunt and give her free tech support for her computer which I already said I didn't want to do but would do, so I didn't appreciate the forced reminder. I'm not allowed to smoke in the house and I don't. Fuck man, how square do you want to sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Whatever, at least I don't break the law like a criminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 i was about to call Iain a "dag", but according to urban dictionary, Space Coyote is more likely to be a dag. from neighbours i thought a dag was stuffy/formal, but apparently they're unkempt and informal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I resent my friends' succes. ALso it seems like it's impossible to talk nicely to my father. Like i'm stuck in teenage mode when i talk to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ALso it seems like it's impossible to talk nicely to my father. Like i'm stuck in teenage mode when i talk to him. I have this one. We just can't communicate very well. Being camp as fucking Christmas doesn't help, he's kind of conservative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Whatever, at least I don't break the law like a criminal. yeah space coyote you are society's fucking shit stain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 me and my father are both terrible conversationalists and generally awkward people. recipe for awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ALso it seems like it's impossible to talk nicely to my father. Like i'm stuck in teenage mode when i talk to him. I have this one. We just can't communicate very well. Being camp as fucking Christmas doesn't help, he's kind of conservative. Are you talking about the vampire walrus? I can't remember if you and Gary are brothers or cousins. Trying to keep my C mythos correct. PS: Have we made an "awkward father-son" thread before? I guarantee 250% response--50 pages in the first day Haha yeah, that's not my dad. Gary's parents are sterling people though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 i spoke to my dad the other day, on the phone, haven't spoken to him for months. he said that i'm usually bad on the phone (i'm mostly fine on the phone when i'm not talking to a person who i know is judging my phone talking abilities ever since i spoke to him when i was sleepy or something, or he sounded drunk, among other things*), but that i was being clear this time. i was like yeah, i have a fear of phones i suppose, and he said he does too actually, and i was like, yeah. *he knows he's deaf, and that the phone line is quiet, but doesn't realise that can make conversation a bit difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Shaving Iain C's balls in return for Alex C's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i piss in sinks keep that in mind when i stay at your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i don't respond to my friends on facebook most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i don't respond to my friends on facebook most of the time You think thats cuntish? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i don't respond to my friends on facebook most of the time You think thats cuntish? lol it is. I hate that shit. I respond to nearly every myspace/failbook shit I get. It helps that I get about 1 notification a day. I be loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i don't respond to my friends on facebook most of the time You think thats cuntish? lol it is. I hate that shit. I respond to nearly every myspace/failbook shit I get. It helps that I get about 1 notification a day. I be loser. Oh yeah don't get me wrong man, it's fucking annoying, I was just referring to the fact thats the best he could come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 oh, I see your point. Hmmmmm..... At work today, I dropped a huge unwrapped bologna on the floor, made sure no one saw, then picked it up, dusted it off, and back in the case it went. I pity the poor fools who wants their bologna today. I hope someone dies from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 i can't have a proper conversation with a wimminz without hitting on her that's fucking pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest affliction Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 i continue to nag my girlfriend about having anal sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 i continue to nag my girlfriend about having anal sex we've all been there buddy. just tell her, "turds come out of your ass babydoll, that are WAY bigger than my dick. So how does that happen? LUBRICATION. Your anal cavity is lubricated. The trick is to get the dick as lubricated as the anus. shit, put lube IN the anus. It's worked for me 5 times. EDIT: hurds instead of turds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 I used my friend's hair clippers to trim my pubes...but only the once. I never told him. The thing that I just can't seem to stop doing is yelling "exercise" at fat people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Space Coyote Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Whatever, at least I don't break the law like a criminal. You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise You think all laws are just? Jesus, you're a useful idiot. What are you, like 40+ in age? *2x Tool references Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 boo tool. booooooooooooooooooooo tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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