adventures in rapping: special "don't fuck with sini" edition

[sinicalypse]

i need a hypeman. actually man robust had a fucking ipod when he played his show last night.. it's like, at least let me dj dude f0real.

[Guest Rabid]

ok and like, question, am i weird for like being so fucking offended when someone disses afx like that like it's up to me and me alone to defend the virtue of the man whose record analogue bubblebath IV changed my life so much like, it gave me the number 37 which is my bad wolf, doctor who fans, and has helped lead me to where i am: becoming omnipotent.

 

and like, it all started with ab4. if you diss aphex twin, you're essentially dissing me, cuz think of all the cool things that make aphex twin aphex twin (jacking the KLF's style but being actually way better at music than them, the whole "fuck off, fuck you" mentality, or how about when he posted hardcore dork shit about algorithms on xlt:?!@) its like, i'm your personal aphex twin right here right now and i technically am not on that level yet formally, but like, i'm opening up the trenchcoat and giving you unprecedented inside access to a fucking phenomenon who is going to blow up super big within a year.

 

keep in mind i dont wanna be fiddy cent, underground legend for ~75-125 a year touring the world like it's what i do, thats what i am for. imma be dat, redman, just watch me. in fact i need that instrumental imma slsk it now cuz like, i need to do my own homage to that song and update it for the 2009

I'm rooting for you, man. Exciting times we live in.

[sinicalypse]

oh and bitches who get the exlcusive pre-blowingup/cdr version of "morton grove's finest: a freestyle history 2009 vol 1" get this as the introduction to the LP... it's attached.

 

incidentally, if you've never heard of big L, the guy who has a 2 part vinyl LP set called "harlem's finest: a freestyle history 1974-1999 (vols 1 and 2)" then do yourself a favor

download my first mix as dj tim osman: "the asset" and listen to the 2nd track that comes on after the jams shit.... that's big L freestyling. i've been bumping his shit like mad lately.

 

he doesnt say it on this one, but he has another free where he says something like "you talk shit but you never follow through / dude, your mother should have swallowed you"

 

seriously last night some heads was leavin the party and we both rapped/recited another famous big L freestyle moment: "fuck all the glam and the glitz / i plan to get rich / i'm from new york but never was a fan of the knicks"

 

BAM.

 

many will tell you that jay-z took L's style and got rich off of it, and L got shot and killed in 99. jay only mentions him once when he uses a dopeass big L line from a freestyle, in fact it's on the song in the mix "alls i got for hoes is hard dick and bubblegum" jay referenced that line, thats it. in fact, download harlem's finest vols 1 and 2 the cd and listen to the 95 freestyle part 2... thats where the big L verse in my mix is from.. immediately after he finishes jay-z coems on and just raps... no "who u wit?" or "i'm jay-z and you're not" he just raps. after L goes off like that, you have to correct... i reckon that's as correct as you'll ever hear jay come.

 

fuck it, i'm ill, kaen is my nigga, lemme toss it up for you guys and i'll edit this and you can hear the jay free/verse/whatever i speak of, and then you can find out i'm a better freestyle rapper than jay-z (i'm better than eminem too, it's rare, but if you've heard him off-the-dome he aint too good at it. but em was always about doin his thing to get rich. he got a daughter early in life. respect due.

 

edit: it's uploading now so give it 5 mins from 8:17pn CDT on sunday night, but like,

http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/sinishit/bigLandjayz.mp3

Billy Mays Cocaine DROP.mp3

[sinicalypse]

oh and CALLING MY SHOT: imma do a rap song with aphex twin on original beats someday. even if i have to become a millionaire celebrity and pay him way too much for a pisstake beat like he wants to think he's better than me (cuz he prolly is. foreal aphex twin head first and foremost)

 

i plan to release records on either project blowed or quannum, and electronic music on rephlex. those are my goals before i die.

[vamos scorcho]

wak

 

if you're joking disregard this. you're very funny and i do sense joking tones in your posts. good stuff, my lord.

 

but your narcissism makes me feel fucking A++ great about what I once thought was my own narcissism. and i bet there is a touch of seriousness behind the jokester shit.

[vamos scorcho]

with better production your music could be awesome. the production is absolutely horrible but your lyrics are reminiscent of el-p which is a good thing

 

sorry if i'm being too critical. keep up the work. that story in the op is pretty cool

[Siegecow]

sini would be a half decent rapper if he had some sense of rhythm or syncopation

 

or something to rap about.

How many albums of this guy are people going to be able to take before people forget about him and he becomes another hasbeen. This guy cant even write a cohesive paragraph about the most boring shit. Who wants to listen to 10 tracks of more dick-swinging and inchoerent rambling of a drug addict. just what hiphop needs more of! More style over substance rappers.

[sinicalypse]

you have to be narcissistic to be a performer, douche. i mean like, it takes a fucking pair of juevos grandes to get up in front of thousands and act like your shit is worthy of all of their attention, cash, and jockriding.

 

the key is not acting like it's worthy, it's knowing that it's worthy.

 

as i said before and i'll say again, forgive me gays, like, i'm going to come off like this giant dickhead until i'm fuck you rich and i can retire to writing books and doing whatever the fuck i want, just like the KLF (high five for anyone who's read drummond;s "45" where he deconstructs the whole KLF mysticism. thats the kind of shit im on here, my KLF shirt will be arriving from australia in ~2-3 days. i havent had one since i made myself a JAMs shirt in industrial tech class in high school, and even tho every time i washed it the logo faded, like, i never wore it that much to keep the logo there. its somewhere in the mess of my old room / my brothers room and i'd bet that i'll get it back soon, unless my fucking simpleton pornstached corvette-with-moms-name-on-the-plate-holder dad threw it out when he kicked me out for being a "junkie faggot" on halloween 2003.

 

i hope its there... fret not. once i get some real bread i've got a place that will make me custom t-shirts for $30, and my jams shirt will live again... and i can actually wash it without fading the logo.

 

my first tattoo is going to be the straight-on-shot of the pyramid blaster, like this:

 

argh cant find it on google images, but like, this is the default shot:

 

 

i am indeed justified and ancient... like i have to give the skokie library $25 for the copy of the illuminatus trilogy i went str8up gangsta and will never return. y'all know how i do: i'll them an angry midget stole it and give them the $25 (when i have it, that is. i have priorities... like my weed habit =)

 

with better production your music could be awesome. the production is absolutely horrible but your lyrics are reminiscent of el-p which is a good thing

 

sorry if i'm being too critical. keep up the work. that story in the op is pretty cool

 

you have to be joking... the track i linked to in here is a beat i personally jacked from del's future development track #1 lyric lickin. elektra never released the album cuz they feuded with del around 96, when he made it, but like... dude, if you think that beat sucks i think you suck.

 

look, i;m coming so dope i understand if y'all wanna fake criticizing me to come off like you're not being sycophants... really man im trying to balance i honestly am not used to being this good. sorry.

[sinicalypse]

OH WAIT. i think the straight-on-pyramidblaster is the A in the JAMs logo.

 

btw i shit on people who say JAMMs. dude, look at their logo... come correct

 

AHA I AM, per usual, correct.

 

 

fuck it. that logo in the middle is my first tat, just so y'all know. gotta be real. aphex twin is my favorite musician but i know where he got his mysticism from, and dude, its like we fucked the same bitch ~18 years apart

[Capsaicin]

Sini I like your DBZ/Vegeta pic

[Guest olson]

sini would be a half decent rapper if he had some sense of rhythm or syncopation

 

or something to rap about.

How many albums of this guy are people going to be able to take before people forget about him and he becomes another hasbeen. This guy cant even write a cohesive paragraph about the most boring shit. Who wants to listen to 10 tracks of more dick-swinging and inchoerent rambling of a drug addict. just what hiphop needs more of! More style over substance rappers.

 

or if we all lived in fucking oppositeville

[sinicalypse]

alright guys, to show you how cool my life is right now... here's a str8up gift from god that i'm passing on to you... seriously, you know all the other shit i did?!@ it sucks compared to this. honestly. i keep trying to pick that one freestyle i put as track 2 (gotta have a funny ass intro, nahmean?!@) to impress bitches and i'll be damned if for like 6 days in a row it's the last one i recorded.

 

* points skyward *

 

THANK YOU JESUS!#$@#$ SERIOUSLY, THE VAGINAS OF THE UNIVERSE WILL SHED TEARS OF REJOICE FOR THEY DREAM OF THE ORGASMS COMING TO THEM EN MASSE LIKE YEAH I'LL DEFINE THAT IF I HAVE TO.

 

so i cant ftp here for sinikaenorg so like, i'll attach this one. now i can even count how many of you mofos are listening to me (mwa ha ha)

 

 

...seriously guys, i'm almost afraid to go to sleep. i can't help but feel like no matter what i do, i'mma be a different person when i wake up.. i mean that's a good thing, but you know, gotta be real.

the attack of mackrapalicious.mp3

[BCM]

Sinicalypse is like the David Brent of rap.