thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Straight up, I never wash my hands when I pee. There. I said it. Sue me. There was an article posted on here a while ago about filthy things you touch every day that are worse than a toilet seat. I seem to remember a quote on there about how your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body. If you shower in the morning, it never gets exposed to filth, but your hands do consistently. Keyboards, Phones, Money, etc, and chances are you have made your squeaky clean dick more filthy by touching it with your filthy hands. So yeah, I don't wash my hands when I pee. Also I have really really dry skin so if I wash them I get dry, irritating, crackling skin so I tend to reserve hand washes for when I'm about to eat, or if I've poo pooed. Its funny though when you use a public restroom and you need to try to comply with what everyone else is doing. If someone washes the shit out of their hands after peeing and you walk past them without washing they might think you are filthy so you wash as well. So yeah what do you guys think about this situation? What are the scenarios in which those of you here will wash your hands? Water AND soap when you visit the urinal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i wipe my ass with my hand and don't wash. do u actually think i'd wash after pissing? errr, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I always wash my hands after I have peed on them. I work in a pub and sometimes I see people leave the bogs after having a nasty shit an they don't wash their hands and it maeks me sick! So I tell the other bar staff that they haven't washed their hands and we all go "eeewwww" and then lol at them. But ye it's not nice to see someone just fuck off out through the loo door and they have piss and shit germs on their hands and they transfer them to the door handle, or when they are handing over cash to me. Cunts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I always wash my hands after I have peed on them. Do you do this often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I was going to put that as a joke then thought the better of it and typed out the other bollcks i typed then forgtot to delete it. so no. is the answer. in fact, never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I won't approach a public sink if some douchebag messed water all over because I usually have to stand up right to the sink and the water will seep into my pants and it'll look like I peed my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I call BS EDIT & placid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I call BS EDIT & placid wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I wash my hands after I pee not cause my dick is dirty but cause everything getting me in and out of the bathroom is filthy. I hate when people just run their hands under the water with no soap. What retards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 depends on the cleanliness of the place. speaking of, i went into a public bathroom yesterday, one of the stall someone shat ON the seat., all over it. what type of person??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i wash my hands and open the door with my hand towel before disposing of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 depends on the cleanliness of the place. speaking of, i went into a public bathroom yesterday, one of the stall someone shat ON the seat., all over it. what type of person??? I see this more often than I would like to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 It all depends if I've made a mess of myself or not and whether there is any dick-to-finger contact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 depends on the cleanliness of the place. speaking of, i went into a public bathroom yesterday, one of the stall someone shat ON the seat., all over it. what type of person??? I see this more often than I would like to you know those times it could be from an old person that just didn't get there on time, still not cool though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 depends on the cleanliness of the place. speaking of, i went into a public bathroom yesterday, one of the stall someone shat ON the seat., all over it. what type of person??? I see this more often than I would like to you know those times it could be from an old person that just didn't get there on time, still not cool though You've also got to assume that these people, being too retarded to wipe the seat down after making a mess, are probably walking around with a ring of shit caked to their ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 YAY. fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 piss in the sink with the tap running. you can wee and clean your hands at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 piss in the sink with the tap running. you can wee and clean your hands at the same time Now THAT's efficient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 I dont wash my hands after pissing except if there has been some complication like a side spray incident or a urinal that causes splashback. but I do like to wash my hands regularly so sometimes I do wash my hands after pissing but its not because of the piss, its just generally nice to have clean hands depends on the cleanliness of the place. speaking of, i went into a public bathroom yesterday, one of the stall someone shat ON the seat., all over it. what type of person??? saw a rubbish bag out on the street today with a shit on it... who shits on a bin bag? dogs dont do that. it looked like a human shit anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 Just to clear things up, I do wash my hands if I run into any friendly fire while peeing but that hardly ever happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 too bad you can't turn friendly fire off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 too bad you can't turn friendly fire off fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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