YEK Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 watch out for flying drywall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Best before 9/11/2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 A friend was in Japan in a restaurant couple of weeks ago, where they had some kind of fortune cookie equivalent. His motto at the end of the meal read, "you will soon receive a present/surprise." He showed it to his waiter with a wink, expecting a sparkler on his ice cream or something. The waiter took offence, but after 5 minutes confused conversation between himself, his japanese hosts and the waiter, he ended up with a £400 bottle of spirits to prevent loss of face. I'm not suggesting you put this anecdote in a fortune cookie. Actually I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 "I tried to warn you, but who eats the fortune cookie first, huh? Your egg roll was poisoned. Good luck, asshole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Thank you for renting our food! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Confucius says: "Man with shoelace tied together can not walk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 http://fortunecookies.in/ keep refreshin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 You have contracted AIDS. Pay it forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I love that site, which gets its stuff from the bsd fortune program: The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit hits a pedestrian. -- Frank Herbert, "The White Plague" If you didn't have to work so hard, you'd have more time to be depressed. Classic pan-asian fortune cookie material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inteeliguntdesign Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 If you want divine justice, die. -- Nick Seldon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 "If any man is not free, then i too am a small pie made of chicken." - Bouffant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest KY Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Note to self: get more paper for inner monolo this is some really progressive thinking this is definitely good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 product enlarged to show texture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 i watched you pick this up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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