Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yesterday for lunch I got the hankering for some Taco Bell because they have evander holyfield slanging these new 1.99 nacho crunch burritos on their new tv ads. by 2 pm I was ready to eat my fist so there was no stopping me once I rolled up to my local Taco Bell, which had an ambulance in front of it, lights flashing, guy getting carted off in a stretcher out of the front door. I noticed this before I actually made the turn to pull into the lot, so I could've rolled on. I sat there in my car in the turn lane and hesitated, but then I saw evander holyfield in my mind chomping down on a burrito and bumping gloves with me with his free hand so I said Fuck it and pulled into the drive thru and completed my order. There were two people that came in behind me too in the drive thru lane so I feel like I forged ahead and made it happen for everyone. Realistically, whatever happened to the guy in the ambulance likely had little to do with taco bell, but you never know, and I felt like I was rolling the dice to some extent. restaurants with ambulances in front of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 i'd be more worried about a restaurant with an EMPTY parking lot, nothing out front, when they're open -- esp. for chinese food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 most likely that employees hand got in the burrito meat mincer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 is that gary mckinnon pulsating there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 i'd be more worried about a restaurant with an EMPTY parking lot, nothing out front, when they're open -- esp. for chinese food oh yeah that's true, i will not eat in an empty restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 was the stretcher guy a retard? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UzvO2piNo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 i would have at least been curious -- yeah, i'll have two burritos, a shake, and wat teh fuk is goin on in there anyways?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 you can't get shakes at taco bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 i don't go to taco bell i wouldn't know -- i'm extrapolating here gimme a b, ok d? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 you can't get shakes at taco bell unless you've got the DT's. huhuhuh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 god that was really sobering. ordering a shake at taco bell. last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 i bet if i slipped 'em $50 they could figure out how to make a milkshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 you can't get shakes at taco bell unless you've got the DT's. huhuhuh i dont know how to respond to this other than to accuse you of being my dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 chris cunningham got the shakes at a taco bell once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 i've had green poop with a thick alien smell from a taco bell hours after, went to the same taco bell and bought the same thing because that one tastes better than the 2 other equidistant taco bells fuck tomorrow self, this is about me, right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 fuck tomorrow self -- there's your next album title dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 http://www.heartattackgrill.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 i've had green poop with a thick alien smell from a taco bell hours after, went to the same taco bell and bought the same thing because that one tastes better than the 2 other equidistant taco bells fuck tomorrow self, this is about me, right now lol spoken like a true tb warrior Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 it's a good thing you broke the ice, I'm sure the other cars behind you thought of your decision as a trailblazing one. The world can't stop because of one cat getting carted to an ambulance, not in the taco game at least. *fist bump Jeter style* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 hey ambulance drivers gotta eat too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 so I said Fuck it and pulled into the drive thru and completed my order. There were two people that came in behind me too in the drive thru lane so I feel like I forged ahead and made it happen for everyone. holy fucking lol you're probably right about that too, you're an everyman's hero Fred! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 hey ambulance drivers gotta eat too! We have an emergency! The ambulance driver's life is at stake, he must eat to Taco Bell! Activate the siren, we're going straight to the nearest Taco Bell! No need to park properly, this is AN EMERGENCY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 that's the most canadian joke i've ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 that's the most canadian joke i've ever read I would look forward to one of your overweight texan jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted October 8, 2009 Author Share Posted October 8, 2009 "What did one faggot say to the other" "I dont know I curb stomped both of them YEEHAW" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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