goffer Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 In the event that you are primped in a long sleeve... do you, the sedulous, ever growing, ever inspiring WATMM, roll the sleeve or do you live on the rim and risk it all? I, for whatever reason, as I found out today, roll up my sleeve... both of them, mind you. I guess I lack self confidence in that such a maneuver is a dreadful match for my motor skills and peripheral judgment... I guess there is a chance I can overshoot, my ass collapsing on my forearm leaving a meaty foot print as it surfaces. How about you WATMM? for those of you who don't bother with text: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Get poops on my wrist? That's disgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I don't roll them, I pull them. And I go back to front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Fuck yes, I wouldn't jeopardize my beloved Star Trek cufflinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Fuck yes, I wouldn't jeopardize my beloved Star Trek cufflinks. I just wouldn't poop at events that would require those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 lol, god no, :wtf: :wtf: This is ridiculous. I would just try to not shit all over myself - usually works out alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not only do I roll my fucking sleeves up when wearing long sleeves, I take my pants off to shit. Yes, I fucking do. And when that came up on Scrubs, I was fucking hysterical. I didn't know there was anyone else in the world who would even fucking conceive of that -- let alone TV writers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not only do I roll my fucking sleeves up when wearing long sleeves, I take my pants off to shit. Yes, I fucking do. And when that came up on Scrubs, I was fucking hysterical. I didn't know there was anyone else in the world who would even fucking conceive of that -- let alone TV writers. They stole the idea from Seinfeld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 not necessarily above the elbow but I will make sure the sleeve is secured a few inches above the wrist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 amateurs. all of you. i remove all articles of clothing beforehand. walk into your bedroom, take off all your clothes, fold them up nicely and set them on a chair, then walk into the bathroom and do your business. then when your done, just walk back into your bedroom, put your clothes back on, and forget it ever happened poop with my clothes on? fuck that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 many call me reckless but I tempt the poop gods with thee sleeves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 if you don't roll up your sleeves when you wipe, how do you wash your hands? on second thought, i guess if you're too disgusting and lazy to do the former, you probably don't bother with the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I don't wear long-sleeved shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 if you don't roll up your sleeves when you wipe, how do you wash your hands? on second thought, i guess if you're too disgusting and lazy to do the former, you probably don't bother with the latter. Ive never washed anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 i roll up my trouser legs and roll back my foreskin. that's right i have a foreskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I have my assistant do it so no issues for me. I'm not sure if he roles up his sleeves though. I'll have to ask him when he gets into the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 FUCKING LOL This entire thread is hilarious. But much like verticalhold I have the ability to not shit all over myself therefore my sleeves don't generally require turning of any fashion. Unless I'm wearing my star trek cufflinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 i print out this page (http://forum.watmm.com/index.php?app=core&module=search&do=user_posts&mid=1) and wrap it around my wrists/forearms, just in case of shitspread. does anyone wash their forearms after a shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 i don't wash my sleeves but i do apply thin layer of deodorant on my entire body before i roll up the sleeves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 i shit in the shower and stamp it down the plughole also covers up the cheesy feet smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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