Guest hahathhat Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 IRARI's wind thread gave me the idea. i'll start: middle school, the gym teacher is putting us through a warmup -- stretches, pushups... and situps. gym class was right after lunch, and i felt a gurgly fart trying to escape as i did the situps. i clenched hard... the pressure faded. i felt like i was in the clear. but then, next situp, the fart made a break for it. i wasn't expecting it at all -- it just ripped, massively. the giant gymasium gave it a majestic echo, ensuring everyone there heard. even the gym teacher was in stitches. i was mortified at the time, but in retrospect it's funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 was randomly in changing room, someone from round the corner shouts JAKE'S GOT A BONER! and the whole changing room full of about 70 kids goes mad with laughter. Jake left the school the next day. don't actually know if he had a boner or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 IRARI's wind thread gave me the idea. i'll start: middle school, the gym teacher is putting us through a warmup -- stretches, pushups I could never imagine you doing a push up. You're too stick thin and gangly, totally frail. All that DXM degenerated your bone structure leaving you in that gangly, goofy state. More vitamins and calcium tablets can make you into a human male, take a few for a week or so, see how it goes. You need to start eating more vitamins because you are gonna b dead this time next year. Also, try get more exercise and stop smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol oof well, me just being in gym is laughable enough. i'm shit at everything we do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I thought you were some kind of muscley jock, Calx. You're now saying you're stick thin waif? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 One year in high school, we had a new gym teacher, just starting his career. Weird looking guy. He was short, muscular, red-faced, had a veiny neck, and some sort of ... hitler hairdo, dyed blonde. He also had this stern, lifeless look on his face, i've never seen him smile. The guy creeped me (and many others) out. But we shouldn't judge people by their appearance. Anyway, the guy liked to casually enter the girls dressing rooms while the girls were changing, like it was no big deal. He quickly got fired. Must be the school being biased against creepy looking people or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 We were playing volleyball and our friend shows up, 20 minutes late, in a full suit and tie. He was told he couldn't play because of the suit, so he decided to jeer at the other team from the sideline. Most hilarious moment was when he roused a hundred people into a "SUCK A DICK" chant after the other team lost miserably. I miss that gym class a lot, it was the last one I had and it was the liveliest by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest southside jim Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 IRARI's wind thread gave me the idea. i'll start: middle school, the gym teacher is putting us through a warmup -- stretches, pushups... and situps. gym class was right after lunch, and i felt a gurgly fart trying to escape as i did the situps. i clenched hard... the pressure faded. i felt like i was in the clear. but then, next situp, the fart made a break for it. i wasn't expecting it at all -- it just ripped, massively. the giant gymasium gave it a majestic echo, ensuring everyone there heard. even the gym teacher was in stitches. i was mortified at the time, but in retrospect it's funny as hell dude that made me laugh so hard haha. was playing paddle ball in gym, caught a fucking flying bullet handball right in the nads. nice way to start off the school day (first period) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 We were playing volleyball and our friend shows up, 20 minutes late, in a full suit and tie. He was told he couldn't play because of the suit, so he decided to jeer at the other team from the sideline. Most hilarious moment was when he roused a hundred people into a "SUCK A DICK" chant after the other team lost miserably. I miss that gym class a lot, it was the last one I had and it was the liveliest by far. fucking lol, i wish i was his friend too ah and my story was similar to the OP, except it was outside during some lacrosse game or something; i was struggling to bend down and get the ball that i ripped a fart. heard by one person but word spread a bit; hahathhat's is way better. good thread idea though, i have a good feeling about this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 IRARI's wind thread gave me the idea. i'll start: middle school, the gym teacher is putting us through a warmup -- stretches, pushups... and situps. gym class was right after lunch, and i felt a gurgly fart trying to escape as i did the situps. i clenched hard... the pressure faded. i felt like i was in the clear. but then, next situp, the fart made a break for it. i wasn't expecting it at all -- it just ripped, massively. the giant gymasium gave it a majestic echo, ensuring everyone there heard. even the gym teacher was in stitches. i was mortified at the time, but in retrospect it's funny as hell That definitely happened to me once (although less dramatic). My memory of school is a bit spotty and/or repressed. I do remember that there was a dude in my gym class who could "juice his nips". It was some form of male lactation, I guess. I remember all the kids asking him to do it in the locker room. that shit was fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 yeah there was a dike PE teacher at my school. once she came out to staff she wasn't allowed in the girls change room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol fucking lol a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol well, me just being in gym is laughable enough. i'm a little pussy faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ojkewin Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 yeah there was a dike PE teacher at my school. once she came out to staff she wasn't allowed in the girls change room ya we had one too but then she came back she dosnt work there she just like hangs out its weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 yeah there was a dike PE teacher at my school. once she came out to staff she wasn't allowed in the girls change room ya we had one too but then she came back she dosnt work there she just like hangs out its weird wierdness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I thought you were some kind of muscley jock, Calx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol fucking lol a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol well, me just being in gym is laughable enough. i'm a little pussy faggot omg your post just gave me the worst deja-vu. The whole thread seems familiar, your comment on Calx, the two quotations, I'm learning french and M9 is playing, whilst I gasp the situation and realize that listening to Boc Maxima is somehow unusal for me. ...must be that track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol fucking lol a PE teacher sexually asssulted my (then)girlfriend in the gym store lol well, me just being in gym is laughable enough and Lol Alzado is a dick munchin cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 lightly kicking a guy in the ass whilst he bent over, he doubles up and begins screaming! Apparently I hit him perfectly (or unperfectly, depending who you are) I was the kicker, so I view it as being a perfect kick. ALl the people laughing agreed with me. The kicked one had to go to the hospital. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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