Joyrex Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 They are not really wiping methods, are they?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 i like a nice napkin fold on my butthole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 they aren't. they are toilet paper pre-wipe preparation methods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 they aren't. they are toilet paper pre-wipe preparation methods. i'm not even sure that they're methods guys i think what we have a case of is equipment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Joyrex made a funny Irari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 napkin fold here - I always fold four times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I tend to fold but sometimes a messy blow out can require a wad or a panetoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I just slop some rose scented evian around my nether regions and then roll my butt over bed of cotton balls before a swift waft dry by a passing Ferrari before being having my butt gently moisturized by Grace Jones' butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 This doesn't cover a fraction of the folds I employ and thankfully doesn't even attempt to tackle any of the techniques Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uelogy Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Should this be in the crap thread section? I kid, I kid. I got a laugh at work - and that's what matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 the planetoid lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 The mummy, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Kyp Malone lets me use his beard to wipe my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 should have done an offensive one with just a bare hand as "the arab" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uelogy Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Lush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Joyrex made a funny Irari. I rarily laugh at his jokes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Now here's the deal. The French and whomever else employ le bidet are right. At my job, I'm often heaving old men to and fro to shit and piss. I've had some downtown ruckus and I think that it must be a hemorrhoid. On a really acidic, neon green diarrhea before a shower, it felt like a light saber was criss-crossing my anus. So, I get in the shower with a pulsing backside wondering what I can do to get relief. My shower is very little and does not have a hand-held rinser BUT it has the water pressure of Niagra Falls. But I am also 6'3". After experimenting like two gay teenagers, I find that bending all the way over at the waist but keeping my legs arrow straight aligns me perfectly with the stream. Oh Glorious God, when that 400 psi of warm water hit my ring, it was like being freed from this mortal coil into the heavens. Then, I puckered the starfish in and out to maximize irrigation. In all seriousness guys, this felt so good that I wondered if I could be a gay. At any rate, I would love a bidet not just for 'rrhoid relief but because I feel like even a TP/bidet combo breaker would give maximum cleanliness. you could be a writer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Now here's the deal. The French and whomever else employ le bidet are right. At my job, I'm often heaving old men to and fro to shit and piss. I've had some downtown ruckus and I think that it must be a hemorrhoid. On a really acidic, neon green diarrhea before a shower, it felt like a light saber was criss-crossing my anus. So, I get in the shower with a pulsing backside wondering what I can do to get relief. My shower is very little and does not have a hand-held rinser BUT it has the water pressure of Niagra Falls. But I am also 6'3". After experimenting like two gay teenagers, I find that bending all the way over at the waist but keeping my legs arrow straight aligns me perfectly with the stream. Oh Glorious God, when that 400 psi of warm water hit my ring, it was like being freed from this mortal coil into the heavens. Then, I puckered the starfish in and out to maximize irrigation. In all seriousness guys, this felt so good that I wondered if I could be a gay. At any rate, I would love a bidet not just for 'rrhoid relief but because I feel like even a TP/bidet combo breaker would give maximum cleanliness. the japanese call them washlets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Now here's the deal. The French and whomever else employ le bidet are right. At my job, I'm often heaving old men to and fro to shit and piss. I've had some downtown ruckus and I think that it must be a hemorrhoid. On a really acidic, neon green diarrhea before a shower, it felt like a light saber was criss-crossing my anus. So, I get in the shower with a pulsing backside wondering what I can do to get relief. My shower is very little and does not have a hand-held rinser BUT it has the water pressure of Niagra Falls. But I am also 6'3". After experimenting like two gay teenagers, I find that bending all the way over at the waist but keeping my legs arrow straight aligns me perfectly with the stream. Oh Glorious God, when that 400 psi of warm water hit my ring, it was like being freed from this mortal coil into the heavens. Then, I puckered the starfish in and out to maximize irrigation. In all seriousness guys, this felt so good that I wondered if I could be a gay. At any rate, I would love a bidet not just for 'rrhoid relief but because I feel like even a TP/bidet combo breaker would give maximum cleanliness. you should be a writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 xxx watmm best post 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 i'm too impatient to fold or any of that crap I just grab that shit out my ass and throw it in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 i'm too impatient to fold or any of that crap I just grab that shit out my ass and throw it in the toilet. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ambassador Scoob Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I prefer the unlisted "Triple helix Mobius strip fold" myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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