Alzado Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus. fucking brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 holy lol Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my pet is rescued?A: The timing is contingent on the number of subscribers we have in each state/region and travel distance. Our rescuers know that this is a time sensitive service. Pets' lives are at stake. We will limit the number of subscribers in each zone so that any given rescuer will not be over burdened. Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 i hope these people get rich. best idea of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigs Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 ahahahah that's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 this is the best business idea anyone has ever had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 will christians trust those blasphemous atheists with the salvation of their pets though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 this is truly great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Je$$$$U$$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cornflakes002 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 imagine that business idea on dragons den Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 will christians trust those blasphemous atheists with the salvation of their pets though? roast puppies anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 That's a great idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Hello, I am “Bart”, co owner of http://www.eternal-earthbound-pets.com/ . First, thanks to all who have sent emails to my web email addy congratulating us on our site, and offering to help rescue pets. We have been overwhelmed with requests but are not seeking to expand at this time. Now, do yourselves a favor and buy my book before Bill Maher promotes it and the price goes up :) http://theatheistcamelchronicles.blogspot.com/ Reply Bob August 19, 2009 at 11:33 am And think about the poor folks who are waiting for the cable-guy, pizza-guy or the courtesy van from the car dealership, all of whom have just been raptured. Reply John August 30, 2009 at 1:07 am A pet service for those taken up in the Rapture? This is such a SCAM!!! What part of GULLABLE and STUPID do you think we don’t understand? Reply Anonymous August 31, 2009 at 3:26 pm Looks like someone was successfully trolled… Reply dromedary hump September 13, 2009 at 6:46 pm John, You seem angry. relax. Evidently you don’t understand much about “scam”, and “gullible.” If you did you’d understand that the scam of religiousity/supernaturalism, and the gullibility of believers goes hand in hand. Without gullibilty there would be no religion. The fact is gullibility runs rampant among believers. Thats why they are believers. They have been taken in by their priests, ministers, monks and shamans for almost 20 centuries. And here I am…offering a genuine and legal service, and I”M accused of running a scam? please. I won’t comment on “stupid”. I will say that we have paying clients for our services. Best regards, Bart Bart@eternal-earthbound-pets.com aka Dromedary Hump http://theatheistcamelchronicles.blogspot.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 18, 2010 Author Share Posted February 18, 2010 this guy should get a nobel prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 This is the funniest get rich quick scheme I've ever heard. *slow claps* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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