Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 i just did a massive shit and my bum is now itchy. i want to scratch my arsehole but if i do that then my fingers will smell like poo. what should i do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Get the pool boy to 'scratch' it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 SCRATCH AND SNIFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 i just did a massive shit and my bum is now itchy. i want to scratch my arsehole but if i do that then my fingers will smell like poo. what should i do? ask watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 It happens to me all the time , mainly because i clean too much (I won't stop 'till i see all white or all blood) My solution is to do what dogs do , anus + friction + surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AcrossCanyons Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 have a shower and spray the water right up your butt hole feels good man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 oh man i drank way too much coffee yesterday and shat out pure liquid....goddamn it felt good though....probably the only time it ever felt "good" for me to get rid of the squirts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 i printed off some Troon posts and wiped my bum bum hole clean of poo poo with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 masturbate your anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb04EyBfhE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Food Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 you have probably got anal tinea and it will never go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 worms, ewwwww. wont be long before you are outcast from society and everyone's throwing cold buckets of water over you whislt calling you squiggly anus boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEb04EyBfhE HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit thanks for that, man that was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Ask ET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 eat this you haven't lived died until you've had a pizza burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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