QBLA Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 on the serious tip, i never had to use pick up lines in the past. i think the only one i used that i can remember was talking about tattoos to this one girl. i was describing them to her and i told her "maybe you can see them one night". my tats are not visible when i have clothes on so i was really refering to knockin' her boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tontonz1 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 "so if you watch jaws backwards, its about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open up a beach" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I just say something that makes them think it was their own idea to sleep with me. like "shhhhh" as you hold the chloroform over their mouth? i like that one. Or how I have them chase me about the room after I've shoved their car keys up my ass. Either one works wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 no u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 My pickup line Works pretty well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dilbthelame Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 'would you like to go somewhere and kiss?' surprisingly successful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 just start talking to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 just start talking to them *vomits* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Am going to win the lottery but if I loose you can be my fortune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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