Guest tht tne Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 i am trying to reconnect with an old friend and feel like she is sending mixed messages but i want her to know that i am interested in her, i don't know should i just take it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 FHUTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 probably try to reconnect on the friend tip initially then say you used to really like her utilising the past tense to allow an escape route, then see if she 'used to' like you and then touch her inner thigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 i am trying to reconnect with an old friend and feel like she is sending mixed messages but i want her to know that i am interested in her, i don't know should i just take her out? Corrected it for you. And yes, you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Just tell her that you like her, and the reason it's taken so long is because you've been waiting for your penis enlargement surgery to fully utilise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 roll a golden apple into her room with an engraving that reads "to the prettiest one" and flee into the shadows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 LEAVE ME ALONE (works in both cases) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was kinda looking for more Brandi_B-isms on how girls turn guys off that they don't like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 here's what you do 1. invite her to your house for cookies (girls like cookies) 2. play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9AhkGAZwWk&feature=related 3. light candles 4. inner thigh touch like the poster above said 5. insert macaroni & cheese into earlobe 6. paper sliding through tip of shaft head 7. pith your waxen 8. show her WATMM 9. make her eat a mosquito infested with boogerlaria the rest is up to you, but I'm pretty sure this will work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Dont tell her you're on wahtem. Dont ask wahtem. Say she looks good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementia Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Mail her a horse's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was kinda looking for more Brandi_B-isms on how girls turn guys off that they don't like brandi_b is at a tool concert getting felt up by hairy truck drivers so you're on your own son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was kinda looking for more Brandi_B-isms on how girls turn guys off that they don't like brandi_b is at a tool concert getting felt up by hairy truck drivers so you're on your own son in a few hours i imagine Brandi_B will be shouting at maynard to contribute to tribute to lhc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 roll a golden apple into her room with an engraving that reads "to the prettiest one" and flee into the shadows. All of the above posts made me lol, but this was fantastic. Seriously though, ask her on a date. Just do it, cinema and meal or something. Original I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipper Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 cross your leg toward her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pulsewarrior Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i believe master comedian dane cook said "if you want to make them run, make them think you're shit...if you want to make them come, make them think they're shit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 bump into the m by "accident" and then lunge at them with your tongue faliling around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 cross your leg toward her have you read that in a book? edit dfgghsdghfhhggggg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was kinda looking for more Brandi_B-isms on how girls turn guys off that they don't like the problem with this desire is that watmm women only frequent in ekt or music discussion except disparaissant and well, weed... i am starting to amend to weed threads though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was kinda looking for more Brandi_B-isms on how girls turn guys off that they don't like the problem with this desire is that watmm women only frequent in ekt or music discussion except disparaissant and well, weed... i am starting to amend to weed threads though Will you post a pic of your tits any time soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 i was kinda looking for more Brandi_B-isms on how girls turn guys off that they don't like the problem with this desire is that watmm women only frequent in ekt or music discussion except disparaissant and well, weed... i am starting to amend to weed threads though Will you post a pic of your tits any time soon? my tits are rather a let-down... you don't want to see them but how about a nice soup can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 It seems we have reached a solution! Any progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 It seems we have reached a solution! Any progress? well unfortunately i had to stop talking to her, but i'm not really trying to be her boyfriend if we talk again we'll figure out what kind of friends we're going to be... she's hot, though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 It seems we have reached a solution! Any progress? well unfortunately i had to stop talking to her, but i'm not really trying to be her boyfriendif we talk again we'll figure out what kind of friends we're going to be... she's hot, though ...que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 It seems we have reached a solution! Any progress? well unfortunately i had to stop talking to her, but i'm not really trying to be her boyfriendif we talk again we'll figure out what kind of friends we're going to be... she's hot, though ...que? i don't think she wants a boyfriend right now... also i am ugly and she is hot = no worky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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