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Everytime you're falling asleep and you get that falling feeling, that's the feeling you get when the "you" in an alternate life path just died.

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The 'bottled city' of Kandor, the miniaturised capital of the long-extinct planet Krypton (home of Kal-El, aka Superman son of Jor-El) was inspired by the real-life bottled British Isles. Contained in an old empty Coca Cola bottle, the sceptred isle is currently owned by blockbuster film director Stephen Spielberg. Reputed previous owners include Superman co-creator Jerry Siegel, eccentric millionaire magnate Howard Hughes and Stanley Kubrick (director of the movie 'Fear And Desire').

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If you save up all your fingernail and toenail clippings over a 7 year span you can melt them down into a paste which you can use to make a bulletproof vest 5x more effective than kevlar

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If you save up all your fingernail and toenail clippings over a 7 year span you can melt them down into a paste which you can use to make a bulletproof vest 5x more effective than kevlar

 

i have a couple of big weed bags with my hair in it. when i cut it all off the last couple of times. what can i make with that?

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jimmy carter is known as 'the oak tree president' because he once uprooted an entire oak tree with his bare hands at bohemian grove. afterwards he was pissed on by richard feynmann as a mark of respect.

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you could make a coat?

 

i could make a small coat for my dog. or a really fucked up merkin! for some fetish porn site

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jimmy carter is known as 'the oak tree president' because he once uprooted an entire oak tree with his bare hands at bohemian grove. afterwards he was pissed on by richard feynmann as a mark of respect.

 

I think that is called "moloching".

 

 

 

and yes sirch, make a coat for your dog......not many people have ever done that. serious

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and yes sirch, make a coat for your dog......not many people have ever done that. serious

 

probably not out of Human hair anyway!

 

there wouldn't be enough to make one for myself. silly Atop.

 

could deffo make a few merkins, tho.

 

anywhoo..

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most people think that human invented coats to protect himself, as he has no fur like animals.

the truth although is, that animals like dogs or goose invented the coat; as they were not able to craft it, they had to grow fur.

the moment in time when humankind was shown how-to craft a coat by an altruistic snake in 6321 B.C. is nowadays known as the fall of garden eden under creationists.

so imagine a world in which animals would have been able to craft coats by coat-crafting devices attached to themselves; the question is obvious: would humanity even exist?

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@surge: Yeah you could sell your sirch hair merkins and make money, but a puppy coat made from human hair? That is art. It has depth.

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olive trees first actually grew out of the poop holes which the God's used in ancient Egypt.

Humans used to laugh and mock the God's, because, although they were very large beings like giants, their poop always looked like rabbit droppings. and was sometimes green. hence the somewhat ironic, mocking term, " the little green men".

they weren't actually green at all.

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you could make a coat?

 

i could make a small coat for my dog. or a really fucked up merkin! for some fetish porn site

 

if you do this, you must post pics

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