Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Do you guys think if we spent enough time in a thought experiment wherein the passage of time occurred at a rate 100 times faster than reality, we could simply describe what's around us until, next year, after 100 virtual years had passed, we could just pick and choose cool highly advanced technologies that are already existing in our thought experiment and then invent them in reality? *walks around thought experiment wearing the google glasses* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 It's next week already. Time flies. *fries bacon in mid air* no that's ambitious, but i do want to be able to fry bacon in mid air in 20 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 two weeks have passed *wakes up, places bacon on Honeywell vortex fan that suspends bacon in mid air by blasting air upwards* *sets the microwave for 3 minutes on high with the microwave door open towards the bacon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 *guy walks buy wearing socks with laces* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 hmmm, not a bad idea at all, some sort of combination footwear that merges shoes and socks. *jots it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 fart chambers in every car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 could be dangerous with the carbon monoxide. we would need to eliminate cars that run on conventional fuel. oh shit. a fully integrated fart-chamber fueled vehicle. the exhaust is breathable which you convert to fart which fuels the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 in the future footbal on tv will be basically ppl with brain chips and the managers pretty much control them so its like theyre playing fifa but irl also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 yep gotta find a use for all the bacon grease as well. maybe a submerged frictionless rail system? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 So, we have a guy wearing shocks, driving a fart powered car, frying bacon in mid air inside the car where the grease is actually lubricating the tracks? Whilst playing FIFA 2378 with his mind? Can we get Gaarg to mspaint that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 what time are we at since the thread started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 18:35 GMT February 16th 2019 The future sucks, Brother Rambo. *inflates sneakers using a pump in the tongue of the shoe* *dunks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Its febuary 2019. i am fucking a slightly more advanced sex doll. I can hear women screaming in the distance....not sure that's an advance as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I only hear women scream in the here and now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 we need an anti shin breaking apparatus as well, do cushion the dunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 its summer 2019 now. We have instant asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 It is weeks later now. I am at work, and instead of underwear, I am wearing highly advanced, super absorbant, disposable "portable toilet clothing" that allows me to soil myself without having to stop what I am doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 take your time period and shave it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 i am also wearing this 2019 poo-proof blessing. Works like a dream. But it's not a dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 convince me I'm not in a thought experiment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 We're all the result of a dirty thought experiment. Turd from both lefts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 wait a second.... I see what you did there. mods please merge this thread with my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 i am orgasming powerfully at the counter of a small local cafe. Not sure if that's an advance as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Share Posted April 2, 2013 Highly advanced due to the invention of one-handed keyboards (keyspheres as they are now called) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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