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Uniret

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  1. Back in chatmm! Thanks guys!

  2. Reverse blood seaman

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Namaes doolb esrever

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I did as you commanded. Where is my prize?

  3. JAEKSLER BROEKSLER VENNESLA NOTHING IS EVER TRULY ABSTRACT OR CONCRETE

    1. DorkingtonPugsly

      DorkingtonPugsly

      quit deleting your statuses

    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Uni.. I like you but I think you're strange sometimes. Much Love. Stephen G

       

  4. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...

    1. Uniret
    2. chartnok

      chartnok

      I am Rick Rubin and I support this message

  5. I DON'T LIKE BEYONCE

  6. Fight leaps

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      aka fittelepper

    2. triachus

      triachus

      ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

       

      "Choir Villa Alba movie asidil dagbl vititrin frais we wekatok them meat Alba, Kelly having sex on stage and in the body of the regiment."

  7. OPPMORD, NEDMORD; SUPERSTABILITET! HEHE LIVET VETTU!! EHEHEHE!"!!! DET ER GØY NOK DET!!! GREIT NOK DET!!!! GREIT NOK Å LEVE DISSE DAGER!!! JAAJA DET!!

    1. chartnok

      chartnok

      føle med deg mann, faen heilt fucka for tidå her og

    2. chartnok
  8. The arrogance of science will always be the denial of what cannot be proven

    1. Blir

      Blir

      *jots it down*

    2. triachus

      triachus

      ...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

       

      "The bathroom is with Kiba"

  9. ALL HAIL KING UNIRET!

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      added an exclamation mark for more feedback. hope it works!

    2. Uniret
  10. TIME FOR A PENIS MAN!!!!!!!

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Is that specifically a penis man, or is that... Time for a penis, man... the comma makes a world of difference.

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      NO COMMAS IN MY COMMENTARIAS

  11. I just wish Miley Cyrus wasn't so ugly, cause then I could masturbate to her videos

  12. Eating some rotten food

  13. MY BODY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME

    1. chartnok

      chartnok

      hope you're ok man

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      Phankx mate. Im ok. Fucking life though innit.

  14. I was same and relative, she was different and absolute

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I was derivative, she was differential

       

    2. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      He said potato and I said POTATO!!!

  15. CP-FITTE, LIGGE-FITTE

    1. chartnok

      chartnok

      windows 98

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      HELT CP I HODET!

  16. usagi, isaki, what's the difference?

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      What's that, Ceerial?

    2. Uniret
  17. Looking for apartments forever

  18. Test Nr. 2: Does anyone here want a free blowjob from me? Promise to wash your cock, and perhaps use a condom?

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      ABORTO DE FETOS

  19. Test Nr. 1: I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD, EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING STUPID

    1. hello spiral

      hello spiral

      20XX

      uniret piss

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      12 Jul Uniret

      welcome to piss

    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      Test Nr. 1 - DONE.

  20. Madlib Medicine Show #5: The History of the Loop Digga, 1990-2000; Nominated for the best hip hop instrumental album ever

  21. Undersober, no-soul people

    1. Uniret

      Uniret

      IVAR GÆREN'S GÆRGEGØG

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