ambermonk

I smell like day old menstruation

I smell like day old menstruation

I'm out of fucks to give.

no that's not chocolate my dear

There is nothing like waking up and just listening to some tracks. Especially, if you have a good cup of coffee as well.

Only cool guys post here

roasted seaweed is the shiznut

roasted seaweed is the shiznut

roasted seaweed is the shiznut

roasted seaweed is the shiznut

what the hell kind of bird is singing. it sounds like a broken piccolo.

There's this hidden universe in watmm, called the Status Updates community. A microcosmos of only 5 people or so. Hi.

True story: People avoid me in real life, because they think I am insane. I am deadly lonely. I have not one real life friend, and have not had one in three years. Clerks and shop assistants are my friends.

yoda dog is back LOL

There's this hidden universe in watmm, called the Status Updates community. A microcosmos of only 5 people or so. Hi.

Like I filled your vagina with meat, you filled my life with meaning

There's this kid...

that awkward moment when you're googling WATMM and forget the second M.... wtf, "We are the mascotte"??

There's this kid...

There's this kid...

There's this kid...

There's this kid...

..

Today I saw cream of asparagus soup in my cupboard and I totally thought it said cream of Aspergers on the label. lol

pepper sprayyyyyyyyyyyyy