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    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    1 hour ago, J3FF3R00 said:

    LOL! It was a really nice one and a gift from a really cool person. At this point, I'm accepting that I'll have to let it go. I had no idea that the hospital would be so jacked.

    star a gofundme campaign for a new water bottle. the story was fucked up enough that i'll donate a dollar.

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    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    5 minutes ago, BCM said:

    this is completely untrue. there is not a 15-40% chance I will need hospitalisation at all.

    I'm not willing to entertain your prophecies of doom anymore. by all means stay in the thread, but I would urge everyone to ignore your doom saying.

    Do you know what exponential growth is? Have you seen Italy and Iran? Have you seen China's response to shut down everything and its still growing there vs. UK and USA "Durr hurr defund the CDC and let everyone get it via herd immunity?" Have you research the 1918 Spanish flu?

    I'm basing the claims on past experience from the last time a corona virus has done this + seeing how many stupid people said the same thing you are and are now contracting it and freaking the fuck out.

    I'm worried about it because I work in healthcare and I'm on the frontline seeing it.

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    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    1 minute ago, BCM said:

    who says I've not already got it? why do you need this to be so scary and terrible? why are you thinking in such negative and catastrophic terms?

    I think you're doing that thing where you almost delight in the idea of a cataclysmic world altering event.

    it's not going to happen mate sorry.

    Quoting this for the future.

    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    2 minutes ago, BCM said:

    guys, pretty much every single one of you on here (if you actually get covid-19) will experience mild symptoms akin to a cold. many of you will experience no symptoms at all.

    you're NOT going to die.

    understand this is scary as the media is portraying it that way, but we need to keep some perspective and rationale.

    Get infected with covid and tell us that after you have recovered. Don't be a simp.

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    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    3 minutes ago, Psychotronic said:

     

    There is something about that here:

    https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3074945/coronavirus-hubei-government-deletes-report-claiming-covid-19

     

    Hint: Out of my own experience with testing. This is imho recoverable for normal cases. It has to be a very sever case that your balls wont recover and a lot of viruses do that to male reproduction.

    Lol I'm afraid to ask how did you go about testing it. taste test?

    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    9 hours ago, Stickfigger said:

    Can't get tissues anywhere tho ...

     

    Also, this thread title is racist ?

    How is it racist? Nearly all diseases are named after their origin of country

    Ebola (named after an african river), Zika, Spanish Flu, Marburg disease, Norwalk Virus...

    Are you some sort of Han supremacist?

    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    If any of you need to poison someone and get away with it, next week or two will be the best time to do it!

    2 minutes ago, jules said:

    he already walked back on the cargo and says trade will not be affected.

    Thank. God. What a fucking idiot to not clarify that.

    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    5 minutes ago, Rubin Farr said:

    E3 cancelled, some NBA games w/ no fans, March Madness w/ no fans, people are not to visit their relatives in nursing homes, and we got 2 cases in my town today.  One woman was turned away w/o testing by doctor, only to return with the virus.  Kuwait banning all flights, Bahrain and Qatar have virus cases.  It's gonna be a shit show.  And Bernie just won't give up, I hope he doesn't destroy Biden's chances for his own idealism and ego.  But I understand they want a transparent primary, so as not to lose supprt among voters who might flip or stay home.  What if everyone is scared to go to the polls in November?

    All the infected dead will rise from their grave in November to vote Republican

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    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    Forrest Gump got the Covid, Trump most likely got the Covid from his breathing and coughing during his speech, NBA cancelled, and all flights (including cargo) from Europe are banned for 30 days. The economy is going to implode tomorrow and so many people are going to lose their jobs/income/housing. We are absolutely not ready for any of this and my work (healthcare) doesn't have a Covid-19 plan by the end of this week I'm bailing and going on EI.

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    Coronavirus COVID-19

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    4 minutes ago, Tim_J said:

    so i work on a cruise ship and we had a meeting on how to prevent an outbreak if the virus got on board... the thing is, we don't even have a plan to avoid it coming on board... guess the screenings are simple interviews, no blood tests no nothing, checking passports doesn't really does any diference cause you can travel, for example, all over europe without your passport so... i tried to warn people on the meeting seeing that everybody was taking it lighthearted and everybody kind of smirked and giggled at me and even told me to shut up cause i was trying to spread the panic... hope every one of them gets the fucking infected for it... also, i still see people around washing hands just with water, and then touching tweezers that everybody uses in the crew mess to serve food, fucking retards... i feel like killing this people if the virus doesn't do it first...

    R.I.P.

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