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    hi i'm the CEO of the universe AMA

    in General Banter

    Posted

    Dear Brian,

    As you know, over the last year I have acquired 96 percent of the common stock in Universe Inc.

    As you also know, I have recently installed a new board of directors.

    They all hate you. You will be replaced forthwith. 

    We have also cancelled the corporation’s D&O insurance policy, and reinstated a provision in the corporate charter that would hold you liable for any and all breaches of the duty of care.  And needless to say, your gross negligence has been noted.

    The shareholders and board would also like to take this opportunity to announce our intention to proceed with the merger with Femboy Hooters. 

    Thank you for your service. 

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    Coronavirus COVID-19

    in General Banter

    Posted · Edited by baph

    I’m about a week post-Moderna two. I didn’t have terrible side effects from either shot.

    I felt a bit loopy and tired after the first shot for a day, and then felt a bit hungover the next day.  I mean, pretty standard Friday-Saturday for me tbqh, but with a bit more arm pain and without consuming any of the edible stash. 

    The side effects for dose 2 were milder.  Arm hurt for a day and then felt a little hot to the touch and slightly itchy for a few days after that... and that was really it. 

    Don’t know if having probable Ronie in March 2020 had anything to do with dose 2 being pretty easy on me.  In any event, was a decent trip, would recommend. 

    edit: congrats on successfully making babby, JRoo

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    Autechre - SIGN 16.10.20

    in Autechre

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    Because I was born in the north a Masshole, “mefd” reminds me of the city Medford, which any true Masshole would pronounce “Meffid.”

    Shmeffid

    Fuckin a weah goin ta fuckin Shmeffid to visit my dickhead cousin, it’s a wicked long drive so maybe stop at a Dunks on the way? Anyway, get in the cah ya fat fuckin fuck, &c

     

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    DANK MEMES

    in General Banter

    Posted · Edited by baph

    Seeing laserdisc turtle again after all these years is... it’s a lot.

    Hello, old friend. I hope you haven’t been waiting all this time to get flipped. I.... ?

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