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01 - Flan Ard (4:10)

02 - Saint Water 2 (5:59)

03 - Gatelewn (5:43)

04 - Mist In Storage (2:57)

05 - Konklaver (8:41)

06 - Fashionable Headpiece (4:32)

07 - Kashing For (5:03)

08 - In (Fank2) (9:37)

 

 

Trust me, you should look forward to this.

 

Cheers.

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apparently fashionable headpiece features the world's first SH101 slap bass solo, where Richard mic'ed up the synth to capture the hard attack of his thumb slapping against the mini plastic keys.

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ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but

its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats

how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"

is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found

it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.

Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive

ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried

when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to

it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it

really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes

make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right

speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left

speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like

the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act

of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that

you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just

wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank

cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ive heard this. im probably not supposed to say this but

its a blank cd with those track titles written on it thats

how i know its legit. " a study in the dynamics of silence"

is the subtitle. It has the aphex logo on the disc. I found

it under a hedge in a wicker basket covered in faeces.

Inside the basket was a little chinese baby with a massive

ginger beard who smelled faintly of cheese. The baby cried

when i removed the disc. I took the cd home and listened to

it, thats how i know its blank. but if you listen to it

really loud and pay a lot of attention you can sometimes

make out the sound of a quiet sinister laugh in the right

speaker and somebody weeping uncontrollably in the left

speaker alternated with rustling and groaning noises like

the kind a couple may make when engaged in the physical act

of love. at the end of the "album" a voice informs you that

you only have 6 minutes left to live and that youve just

wasted the last 40 minutes of your life listening to a blank

cd. it is very possibly the worst album i have ever heard.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

heee

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