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Where are you, watmm?

 

we were partying in the nice tits thread, you weren't invited.

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Guest hahathhat

hi konklaver thread

im a bit drunk now

i'd be fucking

but my partner is passed out on the futon in a pool of vomit.

i strategically placed some paper towels

still don't think konklaver is real.

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my girlfriend got drunk last night while i was out. last communication i had with her was a text message asking where my bottle of Jim Beam was as she'd drank all the Bacardi. came home to find the lightshade in the hallway smashed to pieces and her passed out on the bed.

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my girlfriend got drunk last night while i was out. last communication i had with her was a text message asking where my bottle of Jim Beam was as she'd drank all the Bacardi. came home to find the lightshade in the hallway smashed to pieces and her passed out on the bed.

 

funny, before the vomit and the passing out, there was something on the history channel about some biker called JIMMY DEAN. i remarked, how badass would that be, to be a living legend having a sausage named after you. response? "it'd be much cooler to be jim beam."

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well, going a bit deeper, the actual name is pretty off the top - it's obviously Donk Lover

 

why we got it as Konklaver you'd ask? well stupid motherfucka, let me introduce you to the Ancient Concept of Two Sacred Letters. so, K instead of D and A instead of O. see? KAUSTIK AMBIENT, boy... KAUSTIK AMBIENT. it's The Hint For True Fan

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