Guest 277: 930-933 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Stretch fit your rectum to zelah´s butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 why iron anything when you can put it in the dryer instead i was waiting for a dryer in a small launderette and a Rastafarian dryer finished [edit: a Rastafarian's dryer], so i thought my wait was nearly over. nah, he had a system, he'd take an item of clothing out of the dryer and slowly walk over to the other side of the launderette as he folded it, gently place it in his case. then he'd walk back to the machine at the same pace. repeat. he explained to me that he'd take a long time because he didn't want to ruin his clothes. ironing is quicker. Rastafarians wash their clothes? Clothes, yes - hair, no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 why iron anything when you can put it in the dryer instead i was waiting for a dryer in a small launderette and a Rastafarian dryer finished [edit: a Rastafarian's dryer], so i thought my wait was nearly over. nah, he had a system, he'd take an item of clothing out of the dryer and slowly walk over to the other side of the launderette as he folded it, gently place it in his case. then he'd walk back to the machine at the same pace. repeat. he explained to me that he'd take a long time because he didn't want to ruin his clothes. ironing is quicker. Rastafarians wash their clothes? Clothes, yes - hair, no i'm pretty sure they carefully put oil and stuff on their dreads. my sister had dreads and didn't do that stuff, the nits spewed out of them as they were snipped off apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fat Roland Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I haven't read any of the replies on this post, but I can assume that most of it has been about condoms. Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 you are right sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Z_B_Z, I think you should know that I absolutely fucking hated Mister Lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 not surprising. korines work is usually pretty polarizing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 not surprising. korines work is usually pretty polarizing Yeah, "Korine Harmony" . . . There's a name given at birth for you. :getlost: Did you get the point of the nun side-story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Punch him in the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 hes said in interviews that the two stories parallel each other on an emotional level, so theres no literal connection. in that sense, yeah, i guess i got where he was coming from.. also, its harmony korine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 hes said in interviews that the two stories parallel each other on an emotional level, so theres no literal connection. in that sense, yeah, i guess i got where he was coming from.. also, its harmony korine? Sounds no less fake. And I disagree. The stories have entirely different endings, as the nuns are tragic, but Michael Jackson sets out as a normal person to find out who he really is, which gives the audience the possibility of a good life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 what do you mean by "fake"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 what do you mean by "fake"? It sounds like an "artistic pen name." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 its his real name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 its his real name :omg: You're joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 michaels story had some tragic elements to it, and for some reason the nuns story didnt seem entirely tragic to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 michaels story had some tragic elements to it, and for some reason the nuns story didnt seem entirely tragic to me Yes, Michael's story was sad, but the end of his story had that sort of "things might be alright after all" open-endedness. The poor virgin cloister finally get to be recognized by the Pope, and after all those flights during their parachute-free skydiving stunts, the plane crashes. Stupid, pointless, unrelated, waste of time. (Also, this parody thread has apparently been hijacked . . . Sorry Hoodie!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 Stupid, pointless, unrelated, waste of time. i think theres a connection to the marylin character in some way... in any case, im sure the director had his reasons for including it.. and there were some profoundly moving scenes in that storyline... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 this thread is moving my bowels .. but i'm too lazy to get up .. not enthralled by the thread .. geh laemnorz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 this one for you delet ok. ill stop hijacking this thread now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 ta man ... sentiment exactly fits where this morning seems to be going .. fucking on holiday and i can't leave the house i'm staying at to wander looking for a bite or some shit .. cause i haven't got a spare key ... and i don't wanna search every cupboard lookin for towels for a shower cause it'll wake up the sleeping (man i knew i should have brought one but i needed that extra weight in the travel case for shoes i'm hoiking back home (hopefully(puma shop here))) nar fuckit .. they can deal ... rapid typing on this ancient keyboard prob. woke up half the suburb some many hours ago .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 i say you take broadway to forrest, that way you don't have to drive past the poor people. they smell that shit they'll come a huntin' that's what i say. keep it well hidden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ex-voto Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Watch some 'the wire' episodes, they seem to have solved the mystery around hoodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 i think theres a connection to the marylin character in some way... in any case, im sure the director had his reasons for including it.. and there were some profoundly moving scenes in that storyline... I did enjoy some moments, but as a whole, I was disappointed. Last irrelevant post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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