doorjamb Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I dropped a chunk of weed through the keyboard cracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 d00d don't give up remove those keys, you never know what you'll find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 OPEN UP THAT KEYBAORD RIGHT NOW IT'S STILL SALVAGEABLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 bahaha call S.W.A.T.! you must retrieve your nugget! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 yeah, going at it with some tweesers right now, but it's a tricky angle... luckily it's under the Z key (I had to copy and paste that letter so I wouldnt smoosh it, which made me feel like a dirty pothead) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 oh noes. if only keyboards were made with easily-removable keys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Good opportunity to quit. :teeth: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quixote Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 I once left a nugget on my desk before going to bed and it disappeared before I woke up. I lived with a few other people so I assumed it was taken as we were drinking that night, no big deal. I forgot about it. About a month later, I discovered there was a mouse in my room that would sneak around my desk at night. I kept noticing it coming out and looking for crumbs on my desk, growing ever more friendly, and soon realized it was calling my printer its home. I decided to get rid of it even though I was growing fond of it because we noticed mice in a few rooms and didn't want the house to be over-run. I opened the printer and shook it out after I was sure I had seen the creature run inside it. Sure enough it flew out and went running into the woods, but so did a few other odds and ends, mainly sun-flower seeds and the like. The thing that caught my attention was the nugget of weed I had lost, nibbled to bits with just a bit of visible green on the stems. The damn thing must have had the munchies every time it came out. Is there a point to this story? Probably not. I just hope your weed doesn't come to an un-smoked end without a purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marian Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 use pencil (hb) to remove all keys. flip keyboard over piece of paper. if you feel like it, remove dandruffs, crumbs of pre-baked discounter baguette, dried semen, etc.. ingest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilcat Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 smoke up the keyboard. you'll stone stupid hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Panoptimist Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Oh, I thought you meant musical keyboard. Are you shitting me? After a long enough period of time you can salvage enough to roll a spliff. Fuck, the calyxes under my keys add padding for my typing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 smoke up the keyboard. you'll stone stupid hard. that was my first thought, but I couldn't find any papers... glass ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 GOT IT! motherfucker was lodged in there but good now it's lodged in my lung THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP GUYS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 It couldn't have been that large a nug to fall in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 it's a new keyboard so it's not semen-encrusted like yallz... and no it wasn't a huge nug but it's the principle of the issue. at leazt I have my ZZZZZZZZZ key back!!!ZZZ!!!Z!Z!!!!!!Z!Z!!ZZZ! Z.... z...... zZ>>.....<ZZZzzz zzz ZZZzZZ~~z .........z.... ! TODAY'Z AWEZOME THREAD WAZ BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER Q Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thec Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 yus thus huppunud tu mu uncu, ut bucumu ludgud undurnuuth ull uf mu vuwuls uxcupt fur thu u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 ppp p pp ppppp pp pppp ppppp ppppppp PPP! PPP P PPPPPP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i heard you cum stupid hard if you stick a keyboard up your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 90% of posters in this thread are hard-core new members. ask alzado for help. he is a lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i heard you cum stupid hard if you stick a keyboard up your ass I find that they don't fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i heard you cum stupid hard if you stick a keyboard up your ass I find that they don't fit. don't give up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 i've been looking around the carpet for dropped nugs when i ran out before don't cokeheads normally do this shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 analogue wings oh noes. if only keyboards were made with easily-removable keys... WINNER !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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