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didn't a chimp just recently rip the face off of someone in the States? some guy who had it as a pet, and it went ape-shit (BADOOM TSSH) and ripped off the neighbors face.

yeah i think so and it was shot

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Guest David R James
al sharpton needs to go back to selling used cars.

 

or calling Louie Theroux a white devil on television

 

Hey, he'd love it

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There was another gruesome chimp attack at a sanctuary in 2005.

 

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

 

http://www.esquire.com/features/chimpanzee-attack-0409

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Guest Deep Fried Everything

my sister works at the cleveland clinic, and though she hasn't worked on/with this woman directly (she's a dietitian) she said apparently both of her eyes were gouged out and that her "hands were ripped apart"

 

that's some serious savage shit. wait, didn't we evolve from chimps?

 

*beats computer monitor to death*

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Guest Benedict Cumberbatch
well i don't think either one is racist. the second one seems to imply that the stimulus plan was written by a monkey and not obama, not that obama is a monkey.

 

black people overreact.

 

 

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well i don't think either one is racist. the second one seems to imply that the stimulus plan was written by a monkey and not obama, not that obama is a monkey.

 

black people overreact.

...more like al sharpton trying to attach his name to some new "racial injustice" in an attempt to keep himself relevant (btw - that almost rhymes with president).

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...more like al sharpton trying to attach his name to some new "racial injustice" in an attempt to keep himself relevant (btw - that almost rhymes with president).

 

are you french

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