Alzado Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 as many of you know, I have been spending a lot of time lately devoted to learning the mysteries of docking, getting ass fucked, and, most recently, reverse pooping. while i continue to advocate the warm bond that can be formed while enjoying a tender docking session, I am now forced to warn you against the practices of reverse pooping and generally allowing your butthole to be reamed. I regret to admit that as a result of all this anal plundering, I have developed a nasty pink sock. I am not proud to reveal my horrible pink sock to you. I do it only in the hope that if i can prevent just one of you from developing a pink sock of your own, it will have been worth it. Please take care of your anus. Lord Alzado Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Sharing is caring. Thanks Alzado. I think people should be made aware of the slippery slope we travel whilst engaging in anal hijinks. Thanks again. Regards Velazquez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 pink sock? I don't like the sound of that. My mind is racing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 i wouldn't wish a pink sock on anyone Rambo, not even blicero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Knowing is half the battle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...e%20pink%20sock I just threw up a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 you didn't get that from context clues? :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AOOproductions Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...Sock%20Lollipop Uhhh I threw up moree.. blaaaahahhhahahaha (pukes everywhere). Im a anal virgin I don'ts understand these things sorry. Why must WATMM corrupt my fragile MIND! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Pics or GTFO, LOL Alzado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 [ img]goatse.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 [ img]goatse.gif[/img] That is one beautiful prolapsed anus. Congratulations. You should name it after Citizen Kane's sled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 prolapse ftw. presumably you now have to wear a tampon up your arse in case you cough and shart yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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