plisb Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 Modify the sound of your farts i hardly think that qualifies as "worthless", plisb yaehe I thought about that one. you would probably make lotsa cash from it, or awesome music, or just for the hell of it on the bus (the smell tho) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Modify the aroma of your farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 on the volcano set of the dragons den dennis says to the dragons ABout his IGloo that saves lives in AFrICA it saves a baby in a jar with oxygen and it has 4 IV capsuals of LIFE and OXYGEN for teh baby HUMAn baby HUMAN life and life it blleds OYGEN BLOOD and tghe dragons "yes" bargin" worthless power of money DRAGON SAYS FIRED "YOUR FIRED FUCKIHGG PRICKS" AH I LIKE ANARCHY "UNTIL YOUR SISTERS RAPES a RAPIST WHO RAPES YOUR DAD" mmmmm ANARCHY , (add 2 garlic cloves, makes it rigt nice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 anarchy is for k heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retape Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to breathe underwater, but it must be tap water l o l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted March 3, 2009 Author Share Posted March 3, 2009 Modify the aroma of your farts would be followed by an "awesome farts" thread whereas the sound becomes what a dot is to an exclamation mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 4/8 r log 10 base pie r bouncey room reverb = k head = k head worthless super poer poker gonna spend a tenner = - a fibver for carling,,, - = == THE ANSWER OF THE THREAD, K HEAD S+ WORTHLESS SUPER LAST SUPER CUNTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to swim really fast but only upwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to fly while sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to get a very good night's sleep with vivid dreams but wake up in the morning feeling hardly refreshed Being able to get the perfect ice:water ratio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 to be able to jump really really high. i've had dreams about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 being able to poo out of your penis and wee out your bumhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David R James Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to make music without electronic music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to sense whenever a teenager steals something from a newsagents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them for a couple of minutes Only worthless if it doesn't turn the green ones red at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 X-ray vision that only sees through the clothes of 300lb+ people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to get people hooked onto electronic music, but they start out listening to Benny Benassi and such for the first few years They reach Autechre when they're 80 And by that time once they listen to Untilted they have a heart attack and die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The ability to travel to Wyoming in the year 1000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the U.S. hehe see what i did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to attract the opposite sex but no genitals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 pencil sharpening left nostril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours trying too hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pennywise Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 the ability to turn twigs into money after having sex with sandpaper for a few hours trying too hard oh really, thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Ability to use a long strip of tape without it sticking to itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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