Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 This movie is primed and ready to be an abortion wrapped in a fucking disaster and I could not be happier. All the slavish fanboys are getting their just desserts: a "faithful" adaptation that, by virtue of being such, ends up being inaccessible and boring. {Not that the imminent flop of this mega-production will stop studios from giving jackasses like Zach Snyder megamillions to wank away into failures.} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 umm only thats its going to make millions and millions of dollars like "300" did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 comic is overrated anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 comic is overrated anyway qft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 You guys are becoming more predictable by the hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 why am i seeing this in imax on friday night? comic was ok. the film cannot be satisfying as a superhero movie. will report back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 i really have no opinion, except that the movie looks bland and the comic is overrated. 300 was racist trash. the movie was a faithful adaptation of the comic. i liked his dawn of the dead remake (for what it was) though... edit: hmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 i really have no opinion, except that the movie looks bland and the comic is overrated. 300 was racist trash. the movie was a faithful adaptation of the comic. i liked his dawn of the dead remake (for what it was) though... Oh yeah, I did hear that was good...I'll have to check it out. I really don't care about Watchmen, either. I just wanted to bloody these god-awfully boring WATMM waters a bit, but even the bland pansies like Braintree can't be bothered to take the bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 edit: hmmmm Excellent, another joyless, humorless, comic book adaptation! The last one (starring Heath Ledger's Tongue) was a real hit with the kiddies. I wonder, was Christopher Nolan consulted when they made the Watchmen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument. edit: to braintree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same. Ahh, there's my favorite WATMM Wilting Pussy. Welcome back to my open arms! :kiss: so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument. edit: to braintree That's MY boy, Zaphod, you stay AWAY from him. I want his nubile, unplucked arsehole all to myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 That really hurts coming from the guy that genuinely enjoys Entourage. so basically like any given thread on this site? why are his or my little opinions on movies held to some high standard, like they actually matter? you could do the exact same thing with any of the dozens of lol alzado poop threads or anything else on here as well. who cares. don't respond if you don't like it, or present a valid argument. edit: to braintree I think you don't even give it a chance before you even see it. You just think most people like it so you have to disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 still waiting on an edward gorey adaptation... i think the burton and selick combo would work nicely. ps... not going to see this film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Someone peed in braintree's butt Also, Watchmen sux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I just think your tirades are tripe and boring by now. I've been listening to the same thing for years. You can just replace any title with another and your "reviews" all sound the same. haha I thought that "review" was cut and paste job from somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job very original dude , are you Mirezzi's bitch or something *expects a comeback along the lines of umm your mom's my bitch * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 your dad's a fag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Your mom thought you were a cut and paste job very original dude , are you Mirezzi's bitch or something *expects a comeback along the lines of umm your mom's my bitch * Your moms a fucking fag hag. Plus she's a fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 That really hurts coming from the guy that genuinely enjoys Entourage. I think you have the wrong fag, fag. I am one of the more decidedly anti-Entourage people you'll ever meet. *gasp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Silly yanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 You seen anything good lately, Mirezzi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 What about asking the better critics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 lol Let me know when you find some... I'll bite, anything good lately, Salads? You still working for a studio? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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