the creepy guy next door moved out of the asian girl's apartment

[Guest Renivatio]

a few years ago i was wanking to porn (happened to be asian dildo power drill porn) when the door bell rang. a surreal moment when i checked the peephole, it was an asian girl neighbour. she had the wrong door, she wanted to congratulate/comfort the neighbour upstairs for his recent act of heroism (he avoided a jaywalking child and crashed his scooter, broke both his legs).

 

This. I lol'd. hard.

[Braintree]

So is she hot or what?

[Velazquez]

Three's company is gay.

 

 

 

cool edit edit.

[Fred McGriff]

this thread is long overdue for an actual photo or vid of said asian powerdrill dildo porn

[chim]

Guys, I just left my asian girlfriend. She found out about the powerdrill porn site I've been working on for about three months. Turns out she liked it and wants to move onto more "ambitious" works and do a 2girls1cup remake. Needless to say I was slightly disgusted so I had to leave for a more fruitful and powerdrill-involved relationship. Internet connection there was bad anyway.