Joyrex Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr Clitterhaus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Emo's suck ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest lullezucht Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 I'm actually an animator. The last year I've only made crappy gifs on wattem and not a single proper animation. HAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahah hah ha FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 so a man walks into a bar the bar says, "ow, watch it!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 why did a chicken cross the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 psy-lob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 i lol'd at the clitterhous joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joyrex Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 Joyrex's management of the site/forums Quiet stripey skele-child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 why did aphex create the drukqs album? a: drukqs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 What did the blind, deaf kid get for Christmas? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Cancer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest ezkerraldean Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 two sandwiches walk into a bar the barman says "sorry, we don't serve food" HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHWHWAHAHWWHhajwjwjajwaeihgirh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Joyrex's management of the site/forums Quiet stripey skele-child Stripey was a great show. http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1799 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 Q: Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 What's brown and sticky? a stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 13, 2009 Author Share Posted April 13, 2009 Reminds me of an old Monty Python gag: Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell? A: Dung! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 What are there so many Smiths in the phone book? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « They all have phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 How do you say hello in Mexico? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 i used to like to call people around the office and slip a joke from a Laffy Taffy wrapper in the conversation like, "hey, quick question..." the one below actually made someone mad at me because it was so bad. when is homework not homework? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « when it's turned into the teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 what do walruses have in common with tupperware? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « they both like a tight seal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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