Rubin Farr Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 jesus walks into an inn with 3 nails and asks the innkeeper "can you put me up for the night?" do you like fishsticks? what are you a gay fish? what's the best thing about a naked 3 year old girl? you can carry her like a 6 pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 what do you call a deaf goat? Anything you want, he can't hear you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: The object is to tell the joke in a group. The person who laughs is trying to fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: The object is to tell the joke in a group. The person who laughs is trying to fit in. Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes. Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes. Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape. You mean the one that ends with, "It's a Ferrari."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Ahh, it's like an anti-joke. These don't go over well at all with my friends. They get downright angry when I tell them. I've never understood why because I love them so much. Not my friends--the jokes. Someone tell the one about the guy on the porch and the guy with the duct tape. You mean the one that ends with, "It's a Ferrari."? Nope! I can't give away the punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aron Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 where does the general keep his army? up his sleevey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 How do you tell a deaf man he's an idiot? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « (screaming) "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!" This goes over best in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 whats green and pecks on a tree » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « WOODY WOODPICKLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 2 antennas get married. The wedding itself was boring but the reception was fucking great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Two penguins are taking a shower together, and one penguin says to the other, "Can you hand me the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?" I don't get this one. :cry2: The object is to tell the joke in a group. The person who laughs is trying to fit in. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH AH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH AH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 dont be so mean keltoi, the guy has brain damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 why did the lady suck my dick cause i held a knife to her throat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 dont be so mean keltoi, the guy has brain damage. no meanie... i was trying to fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest all_purpose_sandpaper Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 A Catholic priest, a Rabbi and a Mullah walk into a bar. The bartender asks the Catholic the Mullah sets off a bomb and blows up the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 whats the best thing about having sex with a baby smashing it to death with a brick afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 whats the best thing about having sex with a baby smashing it to death with a brick afterwards saw this one on a penguin wrapper yesterday. old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 what do you get if you cross a dick with a shit? A fuckin shit lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chloe S Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'" -------------------------------- Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!" George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!" Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 why are clowns always bloody because they sex little kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 What does Beneboi's dog eat? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Beneful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 why doesn't the dead baby scream when you're slamming its head into a brick wall? because it's dead, stupid, dead things can't make noise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 what does a farmer use to fix his jeans? a cabbage patch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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