Guest boo Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 i just woke up naked in the kitchen, which is weird. but anyway, in the smoking area of a crappy club a man asked if i play online first person shooters, i said no, he said he was a researcher for a computer game company and that he was fucked but it's for his job. he also said he had 'world's most advanced miniature camcorder' that was filming the conversation. he was danish. he wanted to talk to these people sitting at a table (2 black guys, 1 blonde girl, 1 south american looking girl), so i went to them and said he wanted to talk to them. it turned out they were all from norway. the black guys were originally from a place that, on the map, apparently looks like a dick fucking africa? the blonde girl had been speaking norwegian but said she was from manchester or something - her english accent sounded fake. danish dude said something about to multiculturism and had a 1 on 1 conversation with one of the dudes. other dude asked me about why i'm in amsterdam, so i explained honestly but he didn't believe it at all, he wanted in on my criminal schemes he seemed to think i have. i explained that i'd only just met the danish dude and that he just wanted to talk to them. dude retold story to everyone else. conversation carried on for about 15 minutes. people departed, other black dude warned me that danish dude is bad person. danish dude asked why/how he knows that - his answer was 'voodoo' and he waved his hands in his face explaining how he used voodoo to read his soul and found that his soul sucks. then i went back in in the club, with the danish dude, and hung out with 2 girls dressed in 1920s clothing - they were his sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 OKAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 i think it's a scene worthy of being drawn in comic book panel form nothing mysterious happens in my life, i'm jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 its you taubs, you just attract weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 what were you doing there in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 stuff like this didn't happen in bristol. i think it's amsterdam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 tauboo your posts are so efficient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 what were you doing there in the first place? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange Faces come out of the rain. When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange, All right, yeah! People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 my taxi driver: http://www.facebook.com/people/Walid-Elkady/768414649 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange Faces come out of the rain. When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange, All right, yeah! People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange haha! I'm listening to this song at this very moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grizz Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Yeah, Like Julian Lennon People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange Faces come out of the rain. When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange, All right, yeah! People are strange when you're a stranger, Faces look ugly when you're alone. Women seem wicked when you're unwanted, Streets are uneven when you're down. When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange haha! I'm listening to this song at this very moment Fucking weird, literally just played for me too. And you asked for it by approaching some people weirdly for some guy you've just met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 9/11 CIA Inside JOb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aron Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 hey tauboo, do you know of any cheap places to stay in amsterdam?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 like hotels? try HEM Hotel Amsterdam we're paying ~20€ each person per night when we go there in summer. could be a shithole but they say they have 3 stars lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 tauboo's sofa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest aron Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 tauboo's sofa really? that would be ideal. dont really got money for hotels.. should i pm you.. me and a friend will probably be around there in like 2 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 other dude asked me about why i'm in amsterdam, so i explained honestly but he didn't believe it at all, he wanted in on my criminal schemes he seemed to think i have. so why are you in amsterdam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 its you taubs, you just attract weirdos i've hung out with tauboo and can vouch for this probably being true... not in a bad way of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 its you taubs, you just attract weirdos i've hung out with tauboo Point proven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 saw that coming as i posted *rubs nipples with garlic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 i just walked by two young women who began harmonising together which could be considered weird, but it was nice to hear something so beautiful it was in dutch as well, dutch never sounded so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 yeah weird shit like this used happen to me in the dam all the time when i lived there i think it's the dam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 being weird isnt weird anymore taubs.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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