essines Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 hbdeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 If your girlfriend is reading this, then Happy Birthday! If not, why make a thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 cause she will see it the next time she lurks on watmm. it's a really lame surprise i've had planned for her since we met. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 he'll have sex with you that will last as long as there are posts here, so around 300 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i think she forced you to make it happy birthday essines girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 i heard she was hot. post photos so we can see. happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 a very happy birthday to ms. essines. she's going to love the daniel sedin jersey that you got her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Hapyy birthdayyyy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saskrotch Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 inb4 the word 'tits' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Happy Birthday Ess's girlfriend, I wanted to be more formal but I won't post your name on here, with all the pervert freaks. I hope you have a wicked one mate, I'll be round later to give you hickies and fix all your mendded bras. mended* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 lurking girlfriends are almost as bad as girlfriends who sign up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 BAP DIRT HAY edit: how did you meet her? *readies pen and paper* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 BAP DIRT HAY edit: how did you meet her? *readies pen and paper* i met her in junior high in Career And Personal Planning class in grade 9. the next year we had like every class together. i then dated a different cheating whore. after i dropped acid and got dumped, we started dating about 5 days after the previous break up. pretty uneventful, except that i want to cheat on my cheating ex with my now-gf. it was a lol for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 KOMPLEXXX W/BEATS N' FX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 she told me that luke was a girls name and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 after i dropped acid and got dumped, we started dating about 5 days after the previous break up. pretty uneventful, except that i want to cheat on my cheating ex with my now-gf. it was a lol for me. i sorta don't understand what this means, but you tha man now dogg wait: i think i get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 we were at a party and i was high on acid. i got dumped the next day cause i ignored my ex the whole time and she fucked some other dude. 5 days later i started "dating" my gf whose bday it is today. the story of how i met my gf is pretty uneventful, the best bit probably being that i wanted to cheat on my ex with the girl i am now dating (because i knew my ex had been sleeping around). it's funny that it worked out that i'm now in a serious long term relationship with her, my girlfriend who i started dating 5 days after i got dumped by my ex. i hope that helps/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ms-dos Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 nice! but why didn't you just dump the cheating whore? don't put up with that shit. anyway, revenge-cheating doesn't sound especially cathartic. you can't really hurt someone who doesn't respect you. anyway- back on topic: hope you enjoy many more birthdays together. crush dat pussay good tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 happy mrs. essines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest analogue wings Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 you know the apostrophe after the s makes it plural, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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