Guest theSun Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 So I've got this chick and her kid living in the apartment above me. I went to sleep (~12:30am) last night while listening to the tv directly above my head, some sort of video game blasting through the speakers. *BEEP.... BEEP... BEEP. BEEP. BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEPPPBEPEPPEPE. ROUND OVER. ROUND 2. BEGIN* rinse and repeat roughly every minute. and this morning i wake up (~8am) to them stomping around their house wearing what sounded like combat boots. like, literally stomping, as if with every step they had to crush a family of insects beneath them. i'm not really that pissed about them running around in the morning, but i've already left a note for them to STFU after midnight, and i'm thinking about what i can do for retaliation. our living room is right beneath their bedroom (along with my pc and fairly decent 5.1 setup), so i'm thinking around 7am this monday i'll put on untilted or druqks and aim the speakers directly at the living room ceiling, right under the chick's bed. i'm a little concerned though because our landlord lives on the ground floor, right below me (though her bedroom is on the other side of the house), and she does not deserve to be in the middle of a sound battle. i'm thinking i'll use my shitty speakers without the subwoofer and just tac them to the ceiling pointed up, any suggestions? i also want to write a script where i can start playing winamp at a certain time every morning, since every morning roughly 30 minutes before would like to i get up i'm assaulted with the bottom of these fuckers' shoes. so roughly 30 minutes before they get up i want to assault them with chaotic music. any programmers have tips? i have some experience programming, but not really sure how to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 the simplest remedy that i could think of would be a threesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You don't need programming. Use task scheduler to launch winamp.exe with an audio or playlist file as an argument. Or create a .bat file and put something in it like: "C:\Program Files\Winamp\winamp.exe" "D:\Downloads\Gescom___2001_03_09___Nesh.mp3" And schedule that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzpdiYuDHsM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You don't need programming. Use task scheduler to launch winamp.exe with an audio or playlist file as an argument. Or create a .bat file and put something in it like: "C:\Program Files\Winamp\winamp.exe" "D:\Downloads\Gescom___2001_03_09___Nesh.mp3" And schedule that. cool! i just made it, didn't think it would be that easy. get ready for lcc at 7am you asian fucktards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You could, you know, talk to your neighbour face-to-face. It's more respectable than just leaving notes around, which depending on how you worded them could be taken as passive-aggressive attacks rather than genuine concerns. You antisocial prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 luckily... i don't have this problem anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i knocked on their door for like 20 minutes but the game was so fucking loud that i'm sure a nuclear bomb could destroy half the street and they'd still be oblivious. again, i would have really started pounding their door but the landlord lives downstairs and i don't want to involve her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 And your obnoxious music-playing isn't going to involve the landlord? Face it, you're pissed off and you just want revenge, not to actually solve your problem. Breathe deeply, count to ten, etc. Talk to your neighbour when it's quiet, and if that fails talk to your landlord. Or you could steal their dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 no dog, but i could steal the child. that's the big part of the problem. i suspect that little bastard is the one playing video games every night and stomping around every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Maybe the kid is an annoying synth neighbor. Bleep bleep bleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I have a back and forth going on with the guy who lives below me, at least I think we do but he's deaf. So I'm the person who lives on the top floor and this is what bugs the crap out of me. Anyways he plays TV so loud with these powerful speakers that I can usually always hear loud mumbling coming from the floor. This is especially affective when he watches news/sports/politcal shows, as the deep voiced males talking really cut thru with an inconsistent mumbling that drives me nuts. His fan... I can feel it beneath my couch. He will turn it on high and once the entire fan starts shaking around it will make my couch rumble a tad. Over the course of an hour this will drive me nuts. His AC... it might be a design flaw on our apt complex, but his AC unit is situated ontop of my apartment's living room. Every time he turns on the AC my entire apt shakes and it causes a vibrating hollow echo reverb chamber in my living room that feels like someone is always doing the laundry next to me. Its the worst tho when it first turns on as it causes my place to shake. If he kept turning it on and off i'd go nuts. His windows... since he's deaf and loud, sometimes he will open the windows on the weekends and let that TV just blare. It just so happens that the audio reflects off the neighbors and bounces back at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EDGEY Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I suggest playing Scud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 drill your ceiling, prop your microwave against the hole. Turn it on. It should resolve the videogame problem. If you go on for a month or two, there shouldn't be problem anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 and what iain said. You should try diplomacy before launching a sound war. Because once they'll identify you as the little mother fucker from beneath who plays scary music in the morning, they'll feel no discomfort in making noise, eventually more noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 I suggest playing Scud. or hellfish and producer :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest goodwillsidis Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 you asian fucktards. i'm sure a nuclear bomb could destroy half the street launching a sound war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spike Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 i don't know why talking to the landlord isn't the first thing you would do. talk to her, and that will sove your problems, A. they shut up their racket or B. They don't stop and then get kicked out. but choosing C. try to annoy neighbors back and be upset all the time cause they are too ignorant in the first place to have any common sense and will likely turn into a even worse case. ) doesn't make any sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest countchocula Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 talking really cuts thru with an inconsistent mumbling. Every time he turns on the AC my entire apt shakes and it causes a vibrating hollow echo reverb chamber in my living room that feels like someone is always doing the laundry next to me. You should sample these two sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Take a portable boombox at full volume, knock on the door, and when the lady answers play something off of Merzbow's Pulse Demon at full blast right in her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 what you should do is record some of the video gaming and the stomping, and then at 630 play them mixed together very loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covenant Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Above me there's also a 18-19 years old chick and her grandmother about 80 years. Those two bitch**s are driving me crazy. First, the chick (btw, she's kind of hot) walks around stomping. Doesn't matter if it's 7am or 3am, damn bitch. Then she screams at her grandmother like a crazy bitch about being old enough to spend the night out and stuff like that, damn emo girl. The old bit** is also crazy and deaf. The TV on at about 1am, then she turns it off and starts walking around the house, cleaning and pushing furniture. And then the old bit** goes to bed around 5 am and get's up at 7 am to scream with the chick because she's going to be late for school and stuff and I am going crazy here. Advice needed. I've talked to both of them more than 3 times. The old women says that she is almost deaf and it's hard for her not to make noise. Bullshit. The young teen says that she will take it into consideration but that's also bookshit. Then I start thinking about banging her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 bit** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 Above me there's also a 18-19 years old chick and her grandmother about 80 years. Those two bitch**s are driving me crazy. First, the chick (btw, she's kind of hot) walks around stomping. Doesn't matter if it's 7am or 3am, damn bitch. Then she screams at her grandmother like a crazy bitch about being old enough to spend the night out and stuff like that, damn emo girl. The old bit** is also crazy and deaf. The TV on at about 1am, then she turns it off and starts walking around the house, cleaning and pushing furniture. And then the old bit** goes to bed around 5 am and get's up at 7 am to scream with the chick because she's going to be late for school and stuff and I am going crazy here. Advice needed. I've talked to both of them more than 3 times. The old women says that she is almost deaf and it's hard for her not to make noise. Bullshit. The young teen says that she will take it into consideration but that's also bookshit. Then I start thinking about banging her. just invite her around for some lovin'. that way the emo girl can sneak out for however long she likes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 fucker above me pounded on his bedroom floor (right above my room) at 3 am, then put his shoes or something heavy in the dryer and all i hear is "clump clump.. clump clump clump..." for an hour. then decided to pound on the floor again at 6 am. i'll give him one more occurrence before i try to talk to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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