Dr Clitterhaus Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 A couple of weeks ago a hospital porter told the good doctor a tale that would bring a tear to the eyes of man. This porter used to work security at the old royal (hospital) back in the 1990's and place was like an open sewer, infested with vagrants, tramps, alkys, junkies, bums and slumdogs. All the cities human waste would congregate in the basement of that old building, they had infested that basement like rats. This porter was meant to be keeping them out, but he left the doors open at night so they could get in so he could sadistically toy with them. For example, he said he watched on secutity camera as one down and out took a shit in the main reception. He says the shit was about a metre long and was so full of toxins that within a few hours it had dissolved the linoleum. Burnt a hole right though it. The tramp who did it was drinking meths. He died a month later. The tramps in the basement were fucked up. He said they would be so desperate for cigarettes they would let themselves be fucked in the ass by other tramps in exchange for a smoke. This transaction happened regularly. One time the porter watched it happen in the darkness, he hid behind a door with a tyre-iron ready to pounce at the vital moment. Watching the two males fucking for about 10 minutes the guy was ready to cum so he pulled his cock out of the other guys ass, flipped him over, ready to cum over his face. He let out the first squirt into the other guys mouth, at this moment the porter jumped out of the darkness screaming and whacked the guys erect penis with the full force of the tyre-iron. The guy fell to the ground howling....but he was still cumming. For a good few seconds after his dick had been split, he kept poppin the protein. The guy who had been on the recieving end of the anal attack, grabbed his cigarette and ran out the door back onto the street. To say that the porter ruined the other guys orgasm is the understatement of the century. Imagine the mixture of emotions the poor old fucker experienced: * The initial surge of euphoria as the first squirt is unleashed. * The shock and disbelief as a fat bald man jumps out of nowhere, screaming, brandishing a tyre-iron. * The pain of having your dick split wide open, the loss of blood as the cum continues to flow. The guy was admitted to hospital, to get his dick fixed a few days later. He died of liver failure 2 months later. This has been the tale of the agony and the ecstacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 so......how's the weather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 what a typical shitty pretentious hipster thread to make Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 4th post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 nvm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 No idea why you just edited that to say nvm. But anyway: 4th post That was about as useful as a Super Lurker v12 post. Pretty bad fail right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 No idea why you just edited that to say nvm. well, i re-read your original post and realised it was nothing more than just your wank fodder. i want no part in your strange tramp molesting homoerotic fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's not wank fodder, it's all true. And the 25 minutes you spent sitting there at your desk dwelling on it before you did the edit tells me you know it's true and it has affected you deeply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 haha... nvm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 No idea why you just edited that to say nvm. But anyway: 4th post That was about as useful as a Super Lurker v12 post. Pretty bad fail right there. I'm devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 thanks clit, now i have a dick ache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 11th post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 mine was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 *masterbates* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 14th ppost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 is this a new way to quote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 16th post yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 17 idm reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 too long , didnt read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 19th post it's actually quite interestint u should read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Dr clitterhause, you usually pack more punch and wit in a shorter post. this one i could not read all the way through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 have the porter arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 that was depressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 has watmm died? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 24th post yeah it seems like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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