Joyrex Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I watched TV, peacefully, with Cordelia lying on the couch next to me. She made some mildly fussy noises, so I picked her up, took her into the nursery, and checked her diaper. I then found that she had shat out, conservatively, 70% of her body weight. The waste product flowed around the diaper like the wind passes by a stick. I had to cross myself. It was majestic... I am almost positive that she can unhinge her hip bones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OneToThirtySix Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I watched TV, peacefully, with Cordelia lying on the couch next to me. She made some mildly fussy noises, so I picked her up, took her into the nursery, and checked her diaper. I then found that she had shat out, conservatively, 70% of her body weight. The waste product flowed around the diaper like the wind passes by a stick. I had to cross myself. It was majestic... I am almost positive that she can unhinge her hip bones. Did I just read "My baby had a massive diarrhea and it was amazing!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 What an incredible talent, i am very jealous. imagine the relief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 you're sick and you're going to stay sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, we got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me..ah you'll see, Slam your body down and wind it all around Slam your body down and wind it all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Slam your body down and zig-ah-zig-ah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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