Fred McGriff Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 *waits patiently for the "i pissed on my girlfriend" parody thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i pissed on your girlfriend, fred. *does a barrel roll) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand." what the frak does that mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Leave her $20 on the night stand. That will make her feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand." what the frak does that mean? Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her reaction carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Leave her $20 on the night stand. That will make her feel better. Make sure the note beside it says "Go buy yourself something pretty that you can wear when you do that again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 COOL STORY BRO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 next time she bitches punch her in the chest (the area between her boobs) and kick her knees. that'll teach her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iamabe Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand." what the frak does that mean? Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her reaction carefully. does this sound like suicide to anyone else? Partial fail: Morimoto was discussing the challenge ingredient pheasant, not chicken. Pay closer attention. WORD, you have a good memory. he was very emphatic about the female pheasant breast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand." what the frak does that mean? Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her erection carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 i told her i didnt think it was a big deal and she said "of course you dont. it's a completely different dynamic that you would never understand." what the frak does that mean? Tell her how you don't like it when she thinks about other guys as you bang her - watch her erection carefully. Nicely played Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm. there she is, doing the dirty, closing her eyes and thinking of england, but you go and ruin it with some immature appreciation of comedic timing. sex is serious business, silence and grunting it's staples. i pray for your sake that you rid yourself of such a lighthearted disposition when in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob while i was watching iron chef, and the japanese chef was like "i only use female breast" in reference to chicken, and the fat critic was like "female breast is the best kind" so i laughed a little, so what, and now my girlfriend is mad at me. please help watmm. BJ while watching iron chef...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 I once got a BJ while watching ironside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 blowjobs are serious shit i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 if anything, i think this yet again reinforces that women should by all means give men nothing but constant grief, after all, you cant enjoy it, so why not make every other dick under the sun feel guilty for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Holy shit I find her really fucking cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 i almost want to say if i had experienced those eyes looking up at me, i would have done some sort of subconscious panda bear purr cute ridiculously gay thing like cuddling in a bubblebath and ketchup titties its fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 i almost want to say if i had experienced those eyes looking up at me, i would have done some sort of subconscious panda bear purr cute ridiculously gay thing like cuddling in a bubblebath and ketchup titties its fucked up ketchup titties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 uh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 i almost want to say if i had experienced those eyes looking up at me, i would have done some sort of subconscious panda bear purr cute ridiculously gay thing like cuddling in a bubblebath and ketchup titties its fucked up ketchup titties? that sounds fucking delicious in some twisted way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 She is realy fucking cute don't even tell me shes not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 well, cute as in i would want to cut her eyes out and wear them on a pendant, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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