keltoi Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 *alarm wakes to a jolt* itchy? *presses snooze* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Mine was like a CoCo Pops ad but with less animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Did you have wine with the somellier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 21, 2009 Author Share Posted November 21, 2009 sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Did you have wine with the somellier? i did, bro. he and his girl brought over some of the sickest wine i've ever had. when you have good wine it's almost like speed... your legs tingle and you fly high. i'm flying high. they've left but i'm sitting here drinking port and i'm never going to stop. wait aren't you an alcoholic fuck me i dont like to big up my buzz to an alcoholic i have three close alcoholic friends though so i know they want me to just be me as long as i give them love. one love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe this made me lol hard. i'm top 10 drunk. Did you have wine with the somellier? i did, bro. he and his girl brought over some of the sickest wine i've ever had. when you have good wine it's almost like speed... your legs tingle and you fly high. i'm flying high. they've left but i'm sitting here drinking port and i'm never going to stop. wait aren't you an alcoholic fuck me i dont like to big up my buzz to an alcoholic i have three close alcoholic friends though so i know they want me to just be me as long as i give them love. one love. Mate I love to see people who don't suffer from the illness having a few drinks and enjoying themselves, I know what it feels like and it's well deserved mate. Crack on :), you're right though I don't like people pussy footing around me with drink jsut coz I don't drink, I'd rather they jsut get on with it and be themselves. One love! On that note, right about now seems a good time to put on some Bob Marley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 *prints thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 right about now seems a good time to put on some Bob Marley. oh god yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Great Maker ShaiHulud Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I just had a 17 wiper. Took half a roll. Then I still felt like I had to hop in the shower. I was ready, too, since my pants and shoes were already completely off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Since reading this thread I've had two massive non wipers. Thanks Fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i'm getting these golf balls ones, perfectly round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 ever had one so massive you had to pre flush a couple times cause you know it would be a clogger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Public toilets are purely emergency. I can't conceive of how people can sit on some of these monstrosities. Ive seen people walk into stalls drop trou and shit within seconds on toilets that clearly needed a 10 minute cleaning job. For home use a bidet is on my wishlist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 lol.. so true.. especially at airports or any place where 10,000+ people have laid their bare ass where you are about to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Dont be such a vagine. Its only your arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I just had a 17 wiper. Took half a roll. Then I still felt like I had to hop in the shower. I was ready, too, since my pants and shoes were already completely off. I would've done a waist down shower, 17 wipers can be a real bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 24, 2009 Share Posted November 24, 2009 ever had one so massive you had to pre flush a couple times cause you know it would be a clogger? I hate pre-flushing - I don't like the water swirling feeling on my ass - especially in public toilets, where the suction can tend to be rather powerful. i love water swirling feeling on my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Decipher: How many brazen ones constitute a glory pouch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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