thehauntingsoul Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 What are the healthiest nuts? I recently bought a pack of pistachios and rediscovered how awesome they are as a supplementary snack to carry around during the day. I've heard they are pretty healthy. What are the healthiest types of nuts you can get, while not being horribly nasty in flavor or crazily expensive? I wouldn't snack on peanuts, not a huge fan for some reason. Also I'm allergic to hazelnuts but everything else is pretty much open game. Oh yes, and before YOU yes YOU post "my nuts, of course!" in a hollow attempt to be swift witted stop right now. I thought of it before you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest camoqp Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Think Almonds are really good as well just can't sorry recall for what... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 my nuts! of course... edit: my nuts, off course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 my balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 I guess I was sorta asking for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest camoqp Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 My link fuck actually a lot better then I remember "Claimed health benefits of almonds include improved complexion, improved movement of food through the colon (feces) and the prevention of cancer." That line itself is a huge plus. Specailly the shitting part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 good lord I think we have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 peanuts are not nuts if i remember right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leprechaun Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 peanuts are not nuts if i remember right. Correct, they're legumes. I don't like the taste of most nuts, the closest I can get is sunflower seeds. I'm addicted to David BBQ flavor sunflower seeds. They're high in fat (so are nuts), but they're also a decent source of vitamin E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 peanuts are not nuts if i remember right. Correct, they're legumes. I don't like the taste of most nuts, the closest I can get is sunflower seeds. I'm addicted to David BBQ flavor sunflower seeds. They're high in fat (so are nuts), but they're also a decent source of vitamin E. BONER. I love those David BBQ flavor sunflower seeds. I feel like Mulder whenever I eat 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 I hate eating shelled sunflower seeds. Either I can't figure it out or its just a very slobbery snack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Redruth Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Itch Yer Nutz (i am not vouching for this whole site, just a quick link) seeds are actually about twice as healthy as nuts. almost all nuts and seeds have enzyme inhibitors to deter animals from eating them since they are really eggs that are trying to grow into plants bushes and tree's and are fighting for there survival. always try to soak seeds and nuts for at least 4 hours to get these toxins out and aid in there ability to be digested. hemp, chia, quinoa, pumpkin and amaranth are by far the healthiest seeds hemp is especially good (be carful to refrigerate all nuts and seeds so they don't go rancid and try to eat them 'raw' because at least half of the nutrients is destroyed by heat and they chemically change like anything does with heat. this heat thing goes for all foods to. remember in school with the bunsen burner? those chemicals are designed a certain way and when we change them with heat it's like we change the code and our bodies can't read it anymore. troon is a twin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 deez nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 salted peanuts or legumes whatever. best stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 deez nuts Yes, dem nutz. (In case I catch cancer.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 glistening nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 i ate a whole family bag of dry roasted nuts at the weekend and 2 days later i shat a kilo of chunky peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Here, I'll post this in A-Head's absence: shimmering nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 i already mistakenly gave a 'glistening nuts' on his behalf. i take it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leprechaun Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 I hate eating shelled sunflower seeds. Either I can't figure it out or its just a very slobbery snack It takes some practice that's all. I've gotten to the point where I can pop a bunch of seeds in my mouth, store them in one cheek, and do all the cracking and eating on the other side of my mouth without mixing shell bits and whatnot. It's great tongue exercise and I've gotten to be very efficient at it, I just look like a fucking hamster when I'm eating them (one cheek all bulging out). The down side is you have to have somewhere to spit the shells, but that's an issue with any shelled seed or nut. You can buy them with the shell removed (dunno if they make them with BBQ flavor though), but that takes away half of the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 practice... in my mouth,...in one cheek, and do all the eating...great tongue exercise...fucking hamster...eating ...all bulging out...spit ...nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest leprechaun Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 practice... in my mouth,...in one cheek, and do all the eating...great tongue exercise...fucking hamster...eating ...all bulging out...spit ...nut. I was indeed alluding to the fact that eating sunflower seeds makes you an expert at giving oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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