Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 stare at boobs for longer life: study Stare at boobs for longer life: Studyby Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009 Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so. At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health. Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy. "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rubin Farr Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 First masturbation helps reduce prostate cancer, now this? Like just keep getting better for penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 First masturbation helps reduce prostate cancer, now this? Like just keep getting better for penises. motorboating cures swine flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... expletive deleted those are sagbags, not boobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... expletive deleted those are sagbags, not boobs quit whining and take your medicine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... expletive deleted those are sagbags, not boobs quit whining and take your medicine. no milk will ever be our milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya. tell her you could have died because you had to look at boobs and her back was turned before you noticed she turned around for you to look at her boobs and show her that article. after reading that article i did some research in the future and soon there will be a side screen you can look at with these vr glasses i made where all you see are boobs and on the other side is a invincability meter showing you when you need to look at the boobs side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i stared at a boobie once and got an ulcer on my eyeball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... NSFW Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... NSFW Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest? no, it says "privet". she loves bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 here knock yourself oot... expletive deleted Does she have the word "pervert" scratched into her chest? no, it says "privet". she loves bush! i think it says "rembrandt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 If staring at tits really is healthy, I think petr made the whole forum immune from every kind of disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 fake. Good point - does it matter if they are real, or fake boobs? If fake ones work, would it be considered a titcebo effect? Then you might aswell stand and stare and a mannequins breasts. Fake don't work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 fake. Good point - does it matter if they are real, or fake boobs? If fake ones work, would it be considered a titcebo effect? Then you might aswell stand and stare and a mannequins breasts. Fake don't work! the article doesn't state so but according to my own private research bouncier is better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 For 10 minutes? That's awhile if you think about it. Stare at a blank spot in your wall for 10 minutes. After about 2 minutes, I have to either stop looking at tits or go wank to some porn my expert opinion is that you can jiggle your nutsack while you look, i'll draft a letter to the editor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm Guys, it's totally faek. But, even though there was never a study, that doesn't necessarily mean that the conclusion of the study is wrong. In fact, it could be that ogling women's breasts is even more important than this fake study claimed it was. *jumps into car through open window and races to the nice tits thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Glass Plate Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya. That's what you get if your relationship is too conservative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 What happens though to guys who get caught looking at boobies by their wives/girlfriends - stressful as hell, I tell ya. That's what you get if your relationship is too conservative. Glass Plate get away from here grown folks talkin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 had a very asexual last 6 or so days and reading this thread reminded me that I needed to fap as it is good for my health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/ogling_breasts.htm Guys, it's totally faek. Yep, there is no Dr. Karen Weatherby. Do a google search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eichel Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 motorbating cures swine flu motorbating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fox Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 motorbating cures swine flu motorbating? yep. riding on a two person jetski by yourself. getting caught. being embarrassed. doing it again later anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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