Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 so last night was when i had a bunch of people over for dinner. everything went well and i drank a bunch of wine, no big deal. when they left, i went to my neighborhood bar just to get out of the house and sigh some relief (sp) and chat up the regulars and the employees there. WHA IN THE FUCK. i think i had a few drinks but whatever man what in THE FUCK. understand i can drink all day long and not get hungover. now i'm hungover as fuck. i dont know what happened or what i drank, but my house is trashed, the shower curtain has been pulled down (i vaguely recall coming home last night and falling into the bath tub while peeing, pulling down the shower curtain on my way down. LOL! pee was going straight up). anyway. i dont have a fucking clue what happend to me. one minute i'm ok, the next, black out city. anyway. i almost cried last night when i looked up and everyone's plates were clean! fuck yes! good times. seriously though i've got to be top 10 hungover right now and i have no idea how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 crash is the halo giveaway track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I know what it's like man, one time I went to a bachelor party in Vegas and woke up missing a tooth and one of our friends, and there was a tiger in the bathroom and a baby in the closet and nobody knew how the hell it got there. Excellent film though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 drunk off pride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I feel for you, im really hungover too. And i need to get better so i can drink tonight. Imma gun see teh fuck buttons. Also lol@ falling in the bath tub, been there done that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 pee fountain yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor74 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 the shower curtain has been pulled down (i vaguely recall coming home last night and falling into the bath tub while peeing, pulling down the shower curtain on my way down. LOL! pee was going straight up). Ha, good one. Toilet antics are good. I did wake up on a tiled toilet floor one morning having fallen asleep going for a shit and pitched over forwards. Fucking freezing and shocking hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 where is your wife whilst you are pissing on the shower curtain? she must be very forgiving and patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 im with you today, im feeling as rough as a bear. cutting down alcohol and then trying to drink as much as you used to is painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Conor74 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 where is your wife whilst you are pissing on the shower curtain? she must be very forgiving and patient. Sure any wife would be thrilled to see it in the bath and on the shower curtain. Better than on the bed and in the sheets and mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 accumulate a shit load of husband credits by pulling off an epic dinner for friends, then immediately blow them on a drunken rampage. i like the way you roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 where is your wife whilst you are pissing on the shower curtain? she must be very forgiving and patient. yeah my wife is the shit. i was like, i'm going to the bar, wanna come? and she was like, nah, and i was like, well i gotta get out of here and have a drink and sigh some relief (sp). and she was like, oh yeah totally i understand. (she cant go get shitfaced drunk like i can because of her job.) so when i came back and yanked the shower curtain down she was probably trying to get some sleep. cant wait to find out her perspective on the whole thing tonight on our way to go see avatar. i think it just occurred to me. this makes total sense now, i'm hungover as fuck because i must have smashed my head on the tile wall when i fell into the bathtub. that makes perfect sense now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Saving is for n00bz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 oh yeah p.s. i plan to get back to the plus side of husband credits by doing all the dishes today and cleaning the place up. if only i can shake this massive headache. FUCK ME what if i made myself retarded?!?!?! WAHT IF THIS SHIT IS PERMANENT!??!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 did you check your anus for rippage or pass any bloody stools? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 no. should i? DUDE THIS IS SERIOUS WHAT IF I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW???? WHAT IF I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN PERFECT MENTAL SHAPE TO WATCH AVATAR TONIGHT???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Then roll on benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 You'll be fine. Might go to the doc to check for a mild concussion. Edit: concussions can be no joke. you could have headaches for weeks. get your cabeza looked at pendejo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 if your a retarded moran i think yule be in perfect shape 2 watch avator i have to shit but a water main broke outside our apt at 4:30 this morning so we have no water FMA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 no. should i? DUDE THIS IS SERIOUS WHAT IF I'M BLEEDING ALL OVER MY BRAIN RIGHT NOW???? WHAT IF I'M NOT GOING TO BE IN PERFECT MENTAL SHAPE TO WATCH AVATAR TONIGHT???? just get really fucking stoned and go watch in an IMAX and spend $30 or so on munchies. i promise you wont throw up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 yeah, watching it in imax 3d. cant wait. i have such an imax boner. every fucking time i go see a movie, there is something wrong with the sound. but every time i see a movie in imax, it is pristine. i fucking love imax. they do it right. i dont even notice what's actually happening on screen. i'm just sitting there orgasming over the pristine sound the whole time. i just came right now actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 comes out on the 23rd here in japan. really hoping to go see it but its so expensive to go to the cinema here. just me and the wife will be almost $50 before snacks. and i gotta have like 10 litres (3 gallons?) of coke, massive popcorn, peanut m&m's and some haribos up on that bitch before i cant even settle to watch the film. bitch better have my money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 watmm is not going fast enough for me. i must keep posting to take the focus off of my pounding headache. maybe i'll have a fap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 i'll let you know here in a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 i was top ten hungover last night when i was still drunk. right now i am mid 100 hungover. feel fine. didn't piss on anything but i vomited clamato into my hair and scared the fuck out of two of my best friends by going pale as snow. clamato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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