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Billy Corgan is dating Jessica Simpson


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The guy's been going crappy for a while, so i'm not spurised he starts dating crap

 

 

edit:

 

Courtney Love dated Corgan before she started dating Kurt Cobain.

 

oh wait, he has a history of dating big walking pieces of crap, my mistake

 

 

 

In April, Billy Corgan attended Bravo's A-list Awards with Tila Tequila and the world cringed. They appeared to be totally into each other, holding hands and grinning like total dweebs. Fortunately, they haven't really been seen together since, minus a kinda disturbing homemade music video they made.

 

oh god.

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james iha was the one that got with d'arcy wretzky, right? if i was billy i would've been all "i am da bandleader i get to ravage the punanny" d'arcy's hot

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Guest margaret thatcher

i heard some radio interview with d'arcy recently. she's even more batshit insane than i suspected.

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i heard some radio interview with d'arcy recently. she's even more batshit insane than i suspected.

 

loil what made you suspect that she was batshit?

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Guest margaret thatcher

hearing bootleg live recordings of the pumpkins just before she left. she'd just shout abuse into the mic and storm off a lot.

just couldn't handle the pressure/crack cocaine.

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i heard some radio interview with d'arcy recently. she's even more batshit insane than i suspected.

 

yeah, she just called in and started talking about random things. apparently she lives on a farm and likes silversun pickups, though it comes across that it's only band she's heard in awhile.

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hearing bootleg live recordings of the pumpkins just before she left. she'd just shout abuse into the mic and storm off a lot.

just couldn't handle the pressure/crack cocaine.

 

i like my women like i like my watmm

loud, crazy, and pumped full o' drugs

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What about the crackhead drummer, Jimmy?

it was heroin. Darcy (bassplayer) is the crack head.Jimmy is sober (iirc) and when i saw them (SP) play in Asheville (2006) he was spot on and it was some amazing drumming. He is no longer with the band as he can only tolerate so much billy.

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How the mighty fall. Can't people do it the old fashioned way and just die?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQT1G3pistc

 

He also writes the shittest poetry.

 

 

 

Blinking with Fists

(and other caterpillar tales)

 

 

A poem, if you will:

Gentle waves rise

just off the fingertips

All I breathe is mine

By name alone

Shape-shifter questions

To strip skin off slow

Devoid of sex

I mix up unions in the offering

The hushed-up voices are here

But they are sated full

Waiting for the stumble

That must surely come

"this time," he declares loudly

(annonymous town square)

"this time there will be no stumble"

and the crowd, on cue, errupts wildly in unison, "hooray"

 

while I sleep they come in pairs

to pat my head and teach old verse

I try to tell them my life is redundant

By placing my finger to my temple to show knowing

With bruises at the ready I am

Blinking with fists

 

The chorus lines up to sing

A deep breath, ready to begin

A crying baby breaks the silence

Awkward laughter ensues, on cue

"divine order," says someone

 

falling down chimneys, thru veins, out limbs

into masterpieces drawn in dirt

the figures are portrayed in a stunning act of repose

their bindings on their wrists

they are still blinking

 

 

Copyright © 2004 Billy 'the cunt' Corgan

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hummer, cherub rock, etc are all still pretty awesome live. Or at least were till Jimmy left. I met Billy, quite briefly, he is weird. There were other people outside and he walked across the street and barely said a word and just stood there looking at everyone while rocking back and forth and stretching the arms of his hoodie. Also he's now a fanatic christian.

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hummer, cherub rock, etc are all still pretty awesome live. Or at least were till Jimmy left. I met Billy, quite briefly, he is weird. There were other people outside and he walked across the street and barely said a word and just stood there looking at everyone while rocking back and forth and stretching the arms of his hoodie. Also he's now a fanatic christian.

 

Really? He got bitten by the Jebus Bug?

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hummer, cherub rock, etc are all still pretty awesome live. Or at least were till Jimmy left. I met Billy, quite briefly, he is weird. There were other people outside and he walked across the street and barely said a word and just stood there looking at everyone while rocking back and forth and stretching the arms of his hoodie. Also he's now a fanatic christian.

 

Really? He got bitten by the Jebus Bug?

 

yes

 

random fact: just in case ya'll didn't know, Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson are dating now

 

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Corgan's spirituality may just be what appeals to Simpson. On Sept. 11, Simpson, who has often spoken about how important God is to her and whose father, Joe Simpson, is a former pastor, Tweeted: "My friend, Billy Corgan, has a pure and enlightening outlook on faith."

 

modern vaudeville

 

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i think billy finally realized he wasnt God, then figured he might as well follow whoever everyone else believes in..its sad

 

 

fuckin billy man, you ain't cool no mo'.....i guess he was never really "cool", but he made some FUCKIN STOMPERS YEAAAUUUHH

 

 

Im gonna put on some pumpkins now.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXTfWV56YVc

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