Guest Helper ET Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 on christmas, a nigerian man set off a firecracker on an airplane headed for detroit, and now the entire planet is implementing airport body scanners, and will be scanning all passengers before boarding all flights. the scanners tear apart your DNA, mutating cells, causing cancer. the technology is also able to record a naked image of the passenger, penetrating all clothing. the resolution is incredibly high and security people are able to see everything, right down to a freckle next to your genitals everyones talking about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 you are becoming even more of a parody of yourself than i thought possible what happened ET you might've been cool once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 That poor lady has a gun up her bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Why don't they just make everyone board naked. That, or give everyone a handgun before boarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Who gives a shit .. everybody is so fucking paranoid .. Ever since all the High School students started reading 1984 , the paranoid levels are very high .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 im uncomfortable with this level of intrusion. ah well, have to deal with it... i think this recent terrorist thing has been blown out of proportion. did he even have enough explosives to take down the plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I for one am thrilled that someone I've never met will be forced to gaze at my cellulite and small penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Boxing Day, I'm no conspiracy nut but your a dunce if you don't see the world is becoming very Orwellian. There's a reason literature like 1984 has continued to stir people up. There's nothing anyone can do to stop it or even slow it down, I don't lose sleep about it but I'm not blind the direction of the global infrastructure. Anyway this is an ET thread.... nothing serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 what are you guy's worrying about? you got something to hide? i personally don't do anything illegal so i'm fine with it! and Boxing day i'm with you, fucking paranoid whack-jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Boxing Day, I'm no conspiracy nut but your a dunce if you don't see the world is becoming very Orwellian. There's a reason literature like 1984 has continued to stir people up. There's nothing anyone can do to stop it or even slow it down, I don't lose sleep about it but I'm not blind the direction of the global infrastructure. Anyway this is an ET thread.... nothing serious I Agree .. the world is becoming 1984 .. (Have you heard the CCTV security companies are paying people to spy , pretty scary eh .. fiction becomes reality ..) But who gives a shit .. there is nothing we can do .. just live with it .. don't be fucking paranoid (Not very healthy) .. If you have nothing to hide .. there is nothing to fear .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'm really looking forward to the day that they have to break apart our molecular structure and go sifting through our atoms,searching for bombs woven into our dna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 its just fucking ridiculous and funny that were getting this point. I certainly have never tried to fly dirty. I'm not exactly a reckless criminal but It doesn't take fear to be annoyed by the status of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 If you have nothing to hide .. there is nothing to fear .. exactly man, these are some words to live by seriously QFT. I don't download illegal mp3s for this very reason, can't hide that shit anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 has there been a recent crackdown on mp3 downloading or something? just only download shit that the riaa doesnt care about. no ones going to give a shit if i download a ton of underground 80s industrial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 i'm just saying that if you do anything illegal you deserve to be caught anyways, can't have criminals running around in my neighborhood. flying is also a privilege, not a right so you shouldn't complain about anything including forced full body cavity search. I personally would gladly take a man's rubber glove up my asshole to protect myself. it's definitely more safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 well im glad we're clear on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 also i would have no problem explaining to my imaginary son why a TSA employee needed to look at their genitals, it would be just as easy as explaining to them why its ok to get naked in front of the doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I know at least in my case, fear is a completely irrelevant nearly non existent part of my hatred for the fact that more and more we are entering our very own 1984. Disappointed, annoyed, frustrated but not very fearful nor angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 about 3 years ago me and my brother accidentally smuggled some weed back from amsterdam. it was a very small amount but i cant help but think we would be fucked today... maybe not tho, they had dogs sniffing luggage and shit and we still got past so maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Sounds like amsterdam airport has a great security team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 lol yeah. they also let me take a shitload of beer on the plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 the scanners tear apart your DNA, mutating cells, causing cancer. What is your source for that tasty bit of info? If that's the case, then I definitely have a problem with this shit. I could care less about someone seeing my penis freckles, but I would feel wierd about someone seeing my ladyfriend's... penis freckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Clitterhaus Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 She's shaved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 about 3 years ago me and my brother accidentally smuggled some weed back from amsterdam. it was a very small amount but i cant help but think we would be fucked today... maybe not tho, they had dogs sniffing luggage and shit and we still got past so maybe not. Imagine how used to the smell of ganja an Amsterdam sniffer dog must be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 the dogs came out in the states. they were sniffing the luggage just removed from the plane but luckily the weed was in a carry on. we walked right by them tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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