bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 So I go to a university, as the topic suggests: On the last day of school, I leave my bike out locked on the staircase of my apartment..a couple of hours later, it is gone. I freak out and accept that I will never see it again, as it is probably chopped up somewhere by now, but I file a police report anyway. 1 1/2 months pass and I get a call from the campus police dept., saying that an officer stopped a man for drug paraphernalia and possession, who just so happened to be riding a bike. this is what the dude did -scraped off all mentions of brand name -took off kickstand -raped the wheels -raped the gear chain -put a red ribbon on the front of it the bike is completely gray, no noticeable colors or anything...but he left the serial number tag on! they checked it out and let me have my bike back! if anyone on here has ever gotten their bike stolen, you know that the chances of it ever coming back are like BoC releasing an album this year. all in all it'll cost me $60 to repair it, which is much less than I paid for sorry but I'm pretty pumped and happy at my luck and thank you cocaine man for not destroying my bike and I do wish for a BoC album this year good night troon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lands end road Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 This should be posted in the BoC subforum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsKema5Ob2E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 what kind of bike? i've had mine stolen twice (and one failed attempt that left me with a unopenable lock and a nice dent in the frame). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 The red ribbon was classic, just imagine some smacked out druggie carousing around on this mashed up bike. With red ribbon attached xD So did you repaint it and clean it up, what with all the wheel raping at whatnot : P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 FING GREAT MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 got a laptop stolen. Took me a few hours to find it. Guy got raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 I can't believe your luck, fucking free fucking red fucking ribbon! soooo awsome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 I thought the ribbon would have some type of drugs in the helm, but no And yeah I'm getting it repaired, it should be done today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 what an unambitious crackhead... at least steal a car for fug's sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 Crak iz wak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 sometimes wheels are wheels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 15, 2010 Author Share Posted January 15, 2010 sometimes wheelz are wheelz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 sometimes wheelz are wheelz of steel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9TCamdbOLI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 Andre ♥ that's all that matters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbhasdance Posted January 16, 2010 Author Share Posted January 16, 2010 sometimes wheelz are wheels http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIIQDCac_zo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rabid Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 i had once my ipod stolen at the races, i didnt file an report or because what are they going to do? check everybody at the races? congrats with finding that bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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